And your point caller?

Still hasn't got another job, he's just lick spittling for crumbs off the table. Plus ca change.

In this case, its losing a tenner but finding an already licked peppermint stuck to your new suede shoes while looking for it, before tripping and falling down an open drain cover into a fat berg.

These people have no self awareness. No empathy and no idea how f**king stupid they sound. I wept into my porridge.

If only we had some kind of person whose job it was to investigate the news and present a balanced set of challenging facts. We could call them something like “journalists”. The whole craft could be called a cool name like “journalism”.

Are you me. Spend hours luring them into humane traps or lurking with tea towel at the ready for a snatch and grab, before giving them a 24 hour spa day to recover and then release in a safe location possibly with a new identity. Not sure if I'm a cat owner or part of the witness protection system.

Our collie/whippet would use a broom handle to push his toys out from under the coffee table. He was regularly mistaken for a dingo as well.

Our local Morrisons store when my daughter was about 1ish, had a lovely older man who used to sort the trolleys. He took to following me around the shop picking up my daughters discarded shoes and socks and they would be waiting for me at the checkout, while she happily counted her toes.