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here are some drawings of helpful small robots for you #SmallRobotsRemastered

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Nonbinary. Pronoun agnostic. 🏳️‍⚧️
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to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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We really need food. I can hold off on eating but obviously my kids can’t. We’re also almost out of propane that helps heat our home and water . Please help I don’t want to be without these things because it takes a long time
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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you should go out of your way to use your trans friends' names when you talk to them

they chose their names and they feel it in their chests when they hear or see it

we waited our whole lives to hear our real names and it doesn't get old
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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392) Geekbot. If you're not a person of geek stuff, Helps you bluff your way through conversations with friends and colleagues who are. #SmallRobotsRemastered
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Ah yes, that common phrase, "blue as the flame".
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm sure there are good reasons to do with light pollution that this is the case now, but there must be some middle ground between bright light beaming into the sky and pitch black residential streets.
Almost got into a situation on the road there because this FULLY LIT road is PITCH BLACK because of when the WHOLE UK switched about ten years ago to street lights that DONT LIGHT ANYTHING BUT THE 5cm OF EMPTY AIR AROUND THE BULB
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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We don't share our expertise with right-wing rags.
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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hey, so this fetish of mine may be a little weird and niche, but... I think writers and artists should have security and proper compensation and treatment
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
392) Geekbot. If you're not a person of geek stuff, Helps you bluff your way through conversations with friends and colleagues who are. #SmallRobotsRemastered
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Not for nothing, this is one reason why we say "pregnant patient" instead of "woman." It's not just for non-binary inclusion.
In addition to the fact that it's very much the power imbalance and legal responsibility to protect them that makes them children, it's also disturbing that so many people are willingly like "listen, 15 year olds are hot, and that's a fact." They are children. They look like children.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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ouroboreos
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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It kinda rocks that every single one of my ideological opponents is a Zionist Pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Artists PLEASE I am begging you to use alt text on your art. I want to support you and RT your art but I'm not going to if it does have alt text, and there are so, so many people who feel the same
October 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The age of consent (whatever it may be in whatever juridstiction) is a hard cut-off *precisely because of* the "well, a young teenager isn't the same as an actual child" type logic used by abusers since time immemorial.
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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391) Sportsbot. If you're not a person of sports, helps you bluff your way through conversations about sport with friends and colleagues who are. #SmallRobotsRemastered
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I hope this wakes a few people up to the fact that the people running the world are just some fucking assholes who got there by nepotism and pure chance.
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson? I remember that song!
This is an absolutely wild set of choices.

Also, it's very possible he was exaggerating, but I want to know which 23 of these 32 people "agreed in principle"
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Please watch and enjoy these unconnected poems. The rap might well be some of the stupidest stuff I have ever written...
youtu.be/qFB60vNBdYA?...
This performance is nothing to do with Shrek - 5 unrelated poems (including 1 Gingerbread Man rap)
YouTube video by Guy Kelly
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Folks it pains me to ask so bluntly, but could anyone use some work doing by me? I've got to find income for three months until my next royalty payment, and I'm not having much luck.
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Anyone who seeks power shouldn’t be allowed it. At this point, I’d be happy with everyone having a go for a week. We can, I don’t know, throw a bouquet or something.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
391) Sportsbot. If you're not a person of sports, helps you bluff your way through conversations about sport with friends and colleagues who are. #SmallRobotsRemastered
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM