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Sam
@smokedbison.bsky.social
Personal account. 45ish. Dad of two awesome—but currently teenage—girls. Looking forward to four years from now. Working on my first novel (YA Sci-fi). I try to be funny sometimes. Results vary.
Riker did you see they gave you a trombone?!
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The bonus shuttle comes with Ro Laren!
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Google's #GeminiAI accidentally spilled some tea to me today for no apparent reason.

It had referenced something from a previous chat and then allowed that to influence its feedback on the file I was working on.

I ask it not to do that and got this little interaction.

#Google #Gemini #AI #ChatGPT
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Now see, that's why you should be nice!

#cats #kitten #dogs #puppy
October 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM
If wasn't radicalized before, watching him remodel the White House because he thinks he's going to live there forever did it.

#Trump #Resist #NoKings
October 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
October 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
October 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
October 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
#Gymnastics aren't really my sport, but wow.

I'm told this is Alice Taglietti from Italy.
October 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Did he just bark?

🔊(audio)

#cats #sound
October 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Nothing to see here, just the Grand Ole' Party threatening their own voters.

#politics #trump #gop #facism #tennessee #vote #voterintimidation #republicans #resist
October 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
October 1, 2025 at 9:07 AM
October 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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September 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If there's not a rule against it....

#NASCAR
September 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This isn't what they wanted, they wanted #Kimmel off the air, the fact that they're negotiating already "Well maybe if he apologizes and makes a donation" means they're breaking.

This is them capitulating while trying to save face.

Keep going #boycott and #cancel #Disney #ABC #ESPN #Hulu.
September 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
September 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Don't worry buddy, they grow in later.

#funny #kids #cute #mademesmile
September 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I like to go on #Cameo and browse the #celebrities some times.

Almost all of them use a nice professional headshot, or maybe a psuedo-headshot screengrab from whatever they're known for.

But not Meredith from #TheOffice, not Kate Flannery.

Kate knows who the people are looking for!
September 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
September 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
So uhh this video of #Trump is a little disturbing. Especially if you've ever been a caretaker for an elderly person.

Everything about this is... yikes.

And then there was the AI video yesterday?
September 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I think the world would be a better place if more people understood that a large portion of your interactions online are taking place with a fourth grader somewhere.
August 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
August 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM