Stephasaurus (she/her)
@smlindbe.bsky.social
I love dinos, sports, plants, animals and books. Rockies, White Sox, Broncos, Nuggets, Avs, CSU Rams.
Just got the latest edition in my mailbox yesterday! Love you @theonion.com
"quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically"
Let's all make that a 2026 goal!
Let's all make that a 2026 goal!
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.
Our members keep getting papers.
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Just got the latest edition in my mailbox yesterday! Love you @theonion.com
Hey, #CSU football putting on a little show, but probably not enough to keep the Ram Falcon Trophy. Sad to see this in-state rivalry come to an end. I grew up watching AFA football and then graduated from CSU. It’s always been a top game even when the teams are bad, like now.
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hey, #CSU football putting on a little show, but probably not enough to keep the Ram Falcon Trophy. Sad to see this in-state rivalry come to an end. I grew up watching AFA football and then graduated from CSU. It’s always been a top game even when the teams are bad, like now.
I used to hate that song when it was Troy Tulowitzki’s walk up song, but it’s a great song.
Party in the USA is the correct response. Thank you.
10 Better Choices for the National Anthem Than the Actual National Anthem:
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I used to hate that song when it was Troy Tulowitzki’s walk up song, but it’s a great song.
Ok, re this convo, I woke up with Ease on Down the Road playing in my head.
The Wiz is SO good.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Ok, re this convo, I woke up with Ease on Down the Road playing in my head.
It’s true. 😭 Also, I like living in a clean house but I work full time and have limited energy.
Also, for the cis men with cis women partners? She’s stressed about the house being clean when people come over because SHE is judged if your house, which you also live in, is not pristine.
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It’s true. 😭 Also, I like living in a clean house but I work full time and have limited energy.
You know what I really wanted this week, while I’m trying to catch up on grading? My sewer to back up in my basement! Perfection.
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You know what I really wanted this week, while I’m trying to catch up on grading? My sewer to back up in my basement! Perfection.
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If my writerly friends and followers could help spread the word, by interacting with this post I would appreciate it 🙏🏾 #writingcommunity #writers #authors #teachers
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If my writerly friends and followers could help spread the word, by interacting with this post I would appreciate it 🙏🏾 #writingcommunity #writers #authors #teachers
I got the flu vaccine last year and got the flu. My spouse didn’t get the flu shot but I got him sick. I was feeling fine in three days. He was out for a week. Shots for the win!
Got the flu last year on Thanksgiving and it really sucked. Obviously vaccine is no guarantee you won’t get it, but it’s basically free with no downside and is, imho, a no-brainer.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-...
www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-...
A New Flu Variant May Make Cold Season Brutal This Year
U.S. flu rates remain low, but experts are keeping an eye on a new strain that’s been linked to unexpectedly early and severe seasons in several other countries
www.scientificamerican.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I got the flu vaccine last year and got the flu. My spouse didn’t get the flu shot but I got him sick. I was feeling fine in three days. He was out for a week. Shots for the win!
Also fine with it. They improved when he became manager, and I’m invested to see what he could do in a full season.
I'm fine with this. WS wasn't to blame for the terrible roster, and it makes sense to keep a manager with good relationships to the young players. I'm sure he bought in 100% to what PDP is wanting to do.
Schaeffer returning as Rockies' full-time manager
The Rockies are making Warren Schaeffer -- who served as interim manager for a large part of the 2025 season -- their full-time skipper, the team announced on Monday.
Schaeffer took over as skipper in...
www.mlb.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Also fine with it. They improved when he became manager, and I’m invested to see what he could do in a full season.
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Also furthermore on earlier,
Kris Bryant is the worst contract in Rockies history.
But why did the Rockies feel the need to pay KB anyways?
Because of the Nolan Arenado trade.
Kris Bryant is the worst contract in Rockies history.
But why did the Rockies feel the need to pay KB anyways?
Because of the Nolan Arenado trade.
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Also furthermore on earlier,
Kris Bryant is the worst contract in Rockies history.
But why did the Rockies feel the need to pay KB anyways?
Because of the Nolan Arenado trade.
Kris Bryant is the worst contract in Rockies history.
But why did the Rockies feel the need to pay KB anyways?
Because of the Nolan Arenado trade.
Going for a mammogram today. Always makes me miss my mom more. She died from breast cancer in 2021. #cancersucks
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Going for a mammogram today. Always makes me miss my mom more. She died from breast cancer in 2021. #cancersucks
I’m terrible at water consumption!!
RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH WATER TODAY?
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m terrible at water consumption!!
Ahh, Cardiac Broncos take it again. Haha.
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ahh, Cardiac Broncos take it again. Haha.
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"One of our main pillars here is ‘literacy is justice.' If you can read, you can go anywhere and do anything."
The Ruby Hill Boyz: Meet the Denver Dads behind these students' reading success
The tutors help kids who are reading or doing math below grade level in small groups — with some choosing to become teachers.
www.cpr.org
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"One of our main pillars here is ‘literacy is justice.' If you can read, you can go anywhere and do anything."
You can just call my fantasy team the Josh Allens.
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You can just call my fantasy team the Josh Allens.
I love the announcer listing awesome musical acts who have played into the stadium — “and today it’s Dolphins and Commanders [two bad football teams].”
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I love the announcer listing awesome musical acts who have played into the stadium — “and today it’s Dolphins and Commanders [two bad football teams].”
LOL Dolphins.
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
LOL Dolphins.
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WEAR YOUR FAVORITE SHINY THING.
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
WEAR YOUR FAVORITE SHINY THING.
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This sucks.
PBS NEWS WEEKEND has been cancelled and 34 jobs will be cut at WETA in Washington D.C.
The NEWS HOUR West Coast bureau will also close and the updated daily West Coast broadcast will end.
“We cannot fully compensate for the scope of the federal funding loss.”
current.org/2025/11/weta... #PBS
The NEWS HOUR West Coast bureau will also close and the updated daily West Coast broadcast will end.
“We cannot fully compensate for the scope of the federal funding loss.”
current.org/2025/11/weta... #PBS
WETA to cut staff, cancel ‘PBS News Weekend’ and close News Hour West bureau
The restructuring includes the elimination of 34 positions, following another round of cuts made in September.
current.org
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This sucks.
It’s really unfair that when Braun is at his hottest (I just cannot with that beard) he’s sidelined with a sprain.
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It’s really unfair that when Braun is at his hottest (I just cannot with that beard) he’s sidelined with a sprain.
Dark Winds is terrific.
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dark Winds is terrific.
Happy #WorldKindnessDay
If you're going to be kind to another human, today is the day to do it! : Goats and Soda
www.npr.org/sections/goa...
If you're going to be kind to another human, today is the day to do it! : Goats and Soda
www.npr.org/sections/goa...
If you're going to be kind to another human, today is the day to do it!
November 13 is World Kindness Day. Its goal is to encourage acts of kindness. (After all, one kind day is better than none.) Here's a look at the nature and nurturing of human kindness.
www.npr.org
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happy #WorldKindnessDay
If you're going to be kind to another human, today is the day to do it! : Goats and Soda
www.npr.org/sections/goa...
If you're going to be kind to another human, today is the day to do it! : Goats and Soda
www.npr.org/sections/goa...