Smh-luckyme
@smh-luckyme.bsky.social
Just a female who breaths.
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Smh-luckyme
@smh-luckyme.bsky.social
· Dec 12
My neighbors are weird and strange you should see them, here I’ll let you borrow my binoculars.
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ME: i secretly spell it "loud out laugh"
PRIEST: what kind of monster are you
PRIEST: what kind of monster are you
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
ME: i secretly spell it "loud out laugh"
PRIEST: what kind of monster are you
PRIEST: what kind of monster are you
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I didn’t watch the AI McDonald’s commercial, were the ice cream machines broken in that too?
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I didn’t watch the AI McDonald’s commercial, were the ice cream machines broken in that too?
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Is it cold enough for double sock protocol?
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Is it cold enough for double sock protocol?
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hearing a crunch as I sit
"I found my glasses"
"I found my glasses"
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
hearing a crunch as I sit
"I found my glasses"
"I found my glasses"
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Books are power charges for your brain.
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Books are power charges for your brain.
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We never hear about “rapscallions” anymore
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We never hear about “rapscallions” anymore
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Well I don't mind watching him die, it is simply taking far too long.
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Well I don't mind watching him die, it is simply taking far too long.
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Indifference is a hell of a drug
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Indifference is a hell of a drug
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*surgeon after realizing they removed the wrong leg* uh oh spaghettios
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
*surgeon after realizing they removed the wrong leg* uh oh spaghettios
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I'll tell you the rules as you break them.
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'll tell you the rules as you break them.
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ME: I’m not really into horror scenes or melodramatic roles, I can’t cry on command and I definitely won’t do nudity
KFC RECRUITER: ok
KFC RECRUITER: ok
December 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
ME: I’m not really into horror scenes or melodramatic roles, I can’t cry on command and I definitely won’t do nudity
KFC RECRUITER: ok
KFC RECRUITER: ok
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they should make a leaf blower strong enough to blow away all the ugly stuff in your neighbors yard
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
they should make a leaf blower strong enough to blow away all the ugly stuff in your neighbors yard
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all I want for Christmas is to be able to afford a few things
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
all I want for Christmas is to be able to afford a few things
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[leaving the allergy clinic, twirling my EpiPen like a drumstick] The doctor said I'm definitely NOT allergic to being cool
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[leaving the allergy clinic, twirling my EpiPen like a drumstick] The doctor said I'm definitely NOT allergic to being cool
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Im Ho ho’ing
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Im Ho ho’ing
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If the White House wanted to use a Sabrina Carpenter song, wouldn't "Manchild" have been more fitting?
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If the White House wanted to use a Sabrina Carpenter song, wouldn't "Manchild" have been more fitting?
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know that when you use your speakerphone at the table next to me I will have already asked siri how to dispose of a body
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
know that when you use your speakerphone at the table next to me I will have already asked siri how to dispose of a body
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Advent calendar of curses
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Advent calendar of curses
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Georgia O'Keeffe knew what was up
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Georgia O'Keeffe knew what was up
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Being alive right now is trying to balance “I want to stay informed” with “this is actively destroying my mental health”
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Being alive right now is trying to balance “I want to stay informed” with “this is actively destroying my mental health”
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feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
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My 3 year old is SCREAMING because a car just like my wife's passed us on the freeway and she wants to tell her hi. Did I mention that we just dropped my wife off at work? Did I mention that we are in my wife's car?
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My 3 year old is SCREAMING because a car just like my wife's passed us on the freeway and she wants to tell her hi. Did I mention that we just dropped my wife off at work? Did I mention that we are in my wife's car?
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♫‘tis the season to say ‘tis
fa la la la la and also ‘twas
fa la la la la and also ‘twas
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
♫‘tis the season to say ‘tis
fa la la la la and also ‘twas
fa la la la la and also ‘twas
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I don't ask for much, but can we please kill Temu?
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I don't ask for much, but can we please kill Temu?