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snub-nosed monk
@smelting.bsky.social
· Jan 31
please don't follow me
i need a secretary to coordinate my social life i don't want to be making decisions
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i need a secretary to coordinate my social life i don't want to be making decisions
i never get enough thanksgiving leftovers
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i never get enough thanksgiving leftovers
going manul mode
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
going manul mode
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my new computer has arrived but it needs to go through 18 hours of windows updates and ai bullshit before i can use it apparently
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
my new computer has arrived but it needs to go through 18 hours of windows updates and ai bullshit before i can use it apparently
ceiling cockroach is right where i left him this morning. debating special operations but fear he will end up on my head
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
ceiling cockroach is right where i left him this morning. debating special operations but fear he will end up on my head
wet cauliflower lunch was delicious but i'm already ravenous again
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
wet cauliflower lunch was delicious but i'm already ravenous again
should i get my mom an LRB subscription for christmas?
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
should i get my mom an LRB subscription for christmas?
getting excited, i've got a ridiculous idea for a zine i'm going to make as soon as i have a computer
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
getting excited, i've got a ridiculous idea for a zine i'm going to make as soon as i have a computer
please read my 6 word essay
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
please read my 6 word essay
social mores, a.k.a. s'mores
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
social mores, a.k.a. s'mores
i think one of the funnier things about office life is how people are annoyed by fire drills
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i think one of the funnier things about office life is how people are annoyed by fire drills
it's never going to happen for me but i do think it'd be fun to actually be into shakespeare
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
it's never going to happen for me but i do think it'd be fun to actually be into shakespeare
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In "For the Metro", Train Sleep Weekly contributor alvin brimpley sketches a fascinating history of napping on public transit
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
In "For the Metro", Train Sleep Weekly contributor alvin brimpley sketches a fascinating history of napping on public transit
it's impossible to wake up
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
it's impossible to wake up
i made wet cauliflower for dinner. it smells heavenly
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i made wet cauliflower for dinner. it smells heavenly
a spoon is the cutest utensil
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
a spoon is the cutest utensil
if i tried to go to bed at 8pm i know it wouldn't work, but i am unbelievably tired for no discernable reason
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
if i tried to go to bed at 8pm i know it wouldn't work, but i am unbelievably tired for no discernable reason
i fear something may be wrong with me
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i fear something may be wrong with me
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“No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.
ok guys but today i saw a great movie, UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE, which was very funny and sweet and conveniently references all the kiarostami films i watched earlier this week
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
ok guys but today i saw a great movie, UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE, which was very funny and sweet and conveniently references all the kiarostami films i watched earlier this week
actually kind of mad about how bad hamnet was
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
actually kind of mad about how bad hamnet was
maggie nelson book on taylor swift and sylvia plath sounds kind of d*mb
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
maggie nelson book on taylor swift and sylvia plath sounds kind of d*mb
inexplicable mood crash
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
inexplicable mood crash