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🔞 music hole + p*ssy art hole so I don’t make an ass of myself on main | I have problems disorder and I beg for your forgiveness
PLZ NO RT/RESKEET (for now)
PLZ NO RT/RESKEET (for now)
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just remembered next week is when I’ll be posting the chapter where everything absolutely goes to hell in a handbasket hahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
just remembered next week is when I’ll be posting the chapter where everything absolutely goes to hell in a handbasket hahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
finally got fingered at the gynecologist but she had to stop after like two seconds because I “started crying” and “having muscle spasms” and “clenched up so hard she started losing circulation in her finger” 🙄🙄🙄
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
finally got fingered at the gynecologist but she had to stop after like two seconds because I “started crying” and “having muscle spasms” and “clenched up so hard she started losing circulation in her finger” 🙄🙄🙄
this song is corny and dorky as hell and quite honestly sticks out like a sore thumb from the rest of the album but by god. there’s this run he does after the bridge that is just so motherfucking awesome dude AND THE FINAL CHORUS ADLIBS MY GODDDD open.spotify.com/track/5eV4ob...
Sure Fire Winners
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November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this song is corny and dorky as hell and quite honestly sticks out like a sore thumb from the rest of the album but by god. there’s this run he does after the bridge that is just so motherfucking awesome dude AND THE FINAL CHORUS ADLIBS MY GODDDD open.spotify.com/track/5eV4ob...
completely forgot that replies count in ur ao3 fic comments count and now I’m afraid it looks like I’m artificially inflating my numbers I JUST LIKE THANKING PEOPLEEE
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
completely forgot that replies count in ur ao3 fic comments count and now I’m afraid it looks like I’m artificially inflating my numbers I JUST LIKE THANKING PEOPLEEE
chrissy chlapecka finally really tapping into the early gaga sound thank you god thank you god
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
chrissy chlapecka finally really tapping into the early gaga sound thank you god thank you god
just did something so funny
never mind just saw new art from this one person whose style i wish i could have soooo so bad. i hope i die again
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
just did something so funny
cannot believe i am saying this but i think these days its easier for me to paint than it is to draw
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
cannot believe i am saying this but i think these days its easier for me to paint than it is to draw
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This past summer in Newport. 6”x6” oil
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This past summer in Newport. 6”x6” oil
cleaned my room for the first time in like two months
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
cleaned my room for the first time in like two months
spongebob big guy pants okay
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
spongebob big guy pants okay
I think by far the thing that has caused the most long lasting harm to my life is my family not having money like really that has been the quicksand for my life. And I’m STILL one of the luckier ones
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I think by far the thing that has caused the most long lasting harm to my life is my family not having money like really that has been the quicksand for my life. And I’m STILL one of the luckier ones
im glad to be myself i am i really am
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
im glad to be myself i am i really am
the boundless joy and fulfillment I experienced tonight getting to tell someone about SpongeBob BIG GUY Pants Okay 🧽 for the very first time
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
the boundless joy and fulfillment I experienced tonight getting to tell someone about SpongeBob BIG GUY Pants Okay 🧽 for the very first time
i cant believe its actually out and A Thing like i know it's prbably so unwise to start putting it out when it's not 100% complete BUT IVE LEARNED MY LESSON. I THINK. I THINK I CAN MAKE IT WORK. I HAVE TOO MANY PEOPLE ON MY NECK TO NOT MAKE IT WORK. i feel like this rn
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
i cant believe its actually out and A Thing like i know it's prbably so unwise to start putting it out when it's not 100% complete BUT IVE LEARNED MY LESSON. I THINK. I THINK I CAN MAKE IT WORK. I HAVE TOO MANY PEOPLE ON MY NECK TO NOT MAKE IT WORK. i feel like this rn
wasn't planning on staying up to publish at midnight but eh sunk cost fallacy etc. see yall in 7 minutes
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
wasn't planning on staying up to publish at midnight but eh sunk cost fallacy etc. see yall in 7 minutes
tags checkkkkk 🤪i spent almost an hour trying to figure out how to fucking get this shit copied over while still preserving my italics gahhhh
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
tags checkkkkk 🤪i spent almost an hour trying to figure out how to fucking get this shit copied over while still preserving my italics gahhhh
ch 1 posting day is still planned for tomorrow and i still haven't figured out my summary
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
ch 1 posting day is still planned for tomorrow and i still haven't figured out my summary
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I totally forgot to post the cleaned up version here :o
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I totally forgot to post the cleaned up version here :o
CRAZIEST SHIT TO EVER HAPPEN TO SOMEONE JUST HAPPENED TO ME PT. 15273837‼️‼️‼️
craziest shit to ever happen to someone just happened to me pt. 15273836
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
CRAZIEST SHIT TO EVER HAPPEN TO SOMEONE JUST HAPPENED TO ME PT. 15273837‼️‼️‼️
now see one would think Juvia’s scar is from the double suicide she and gray did but actually in the year timeskip before this scene juvia actually had a myomectomy
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
now see one would think Juvia’s scar is from the double suicide she and gray did but actually in the year timeskip before this scene juvia actually had a myomectomy
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November 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM