There are a few things I miss about the 80s. Being able to sleep as long as I want, my body not hurting all the time, music that doesn’t sound like it’s sung by robots…
You know what I didn’t miss? Worrying about a senile Republican president starting World War 3.
You know what I didn’t miss? Worrying about a senile Republican president starting World War 3.
June 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
There are a few things I miss about the 80s. Being able to sleep as long as I want, my body not hurting all the time, music that doesn’t sound like it’s sung by robots…
You know what I didn’t miss? Worrying about a senile Republican president starting World War 3.
You know what I didn’t miss? Worrying about a senile Republican president starting World War 3.
Disappointed. I’ve had Signal on my phone for like a week and a half now and I’ve only been added to one top secret Pentagon chat group.
April 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Disappointed. I’ve had Signal on my phone for like a week and a half now and I’ve only been added to one top secret Pentagon chat group.
At this point it’s pretty obviously market manipulation, right?
April 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
At this point it’s pretty obviously market manipulation, right?
I’d like to tell you what Fox News thinks of today’s protests, but there is _no mention of them whatsoever_ on their homepage. They are far, far less important than world-shaking events like “Dolph Lundgren went to the beach” and “Olive Garden no longer top casual restaurant”.
April 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’d like to tell you what Fox News thinks of today’s protests, but there is _no mention of them whatsoever_ on their homepage. They are far, far less important than world-shaking events like “Dolph Lundgren went to the beach” and “Olive Garden no longer top casual restaurant”.
Worst timeline. Pre-condolences to Philly on your impending Super Bowl loss.
At least I can focus more on the snacks.
At least I can focus more on the snacks.
January 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Worst timeline. Pre-condolences to Philly on your impending Super Bowl loss.
At least I can focus more on the snacks.
At least I can focus more on the snacks.
Ok, given that we are in the worst timeline, I’ve obviously been giving a lot of thought to what that means for the NFL playoffs. Here’s what’s going to happen.
This week, Kansas City beats Buffalo. You’d think it would be worse for Buffalo to make it to the Super Bowl and lose…
This week, Kansas City beats Buffalo. You’d think it would be worse for Buffalo to make it to the Super Bowl and lose…
January 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Ok, given that we are in the worst timeline, I’ve obviously been giving a lot of thought to what that means for the NFL playoffs. Here’s what’s going to happen.
This week, Kansas City beats Buffalo. You’d think it would be worse for Buffalo to make it to the Super Bowl and lose…
This week, Kansas City beats Buffalo. You’d think it would be worse for Buffalo to make it to the Super Bowl and lose…
So looks like Republicans are going to run that same playbook where they take turns casting meaningless no votes so they can pretend that they aren’t just bootlicking toadies. At least it’s familiar.
January 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
So looks like Republicans are going to run that same playbook where they take turns casting meaningless no votes so they can pretend that they aren’t just bootlicking toadies. At least it’s familiar.
Collins continued, “I will remain deeply concerned about this until shortly before I vote for him.”
Sen. Susan Collins told reporters that she was concerned that the FBI’s background investigation report about Secretary of Defense nominee Pete Hegseth is said to have omitted relevant information
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Collins: ‘Troubling’ that Hegseth FBI report omitted key information
Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) told reporters Wednesday that she was concerned that the FBI’s background investigation report about secretary of Defense nominee Pete Hegseth is said to have omitted r…
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January 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Collins continued, “I will remain deeply concerned about this until shortly before I vote for him.”
3/4 of the playoff games this week didn’t go the way I wanted but the important one did.
LET’S GO BUFFALO
Two more to go.
LET’S GO BUFFALO
Two more to go.
January 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
3/4 of the playoff games this week didn’t go the way I wanted but the important one did.
LET’S GO BUFFALO
Two more to go.
LET’S GO BUFFALO
Two more to go.
Surely the Chiefs winning is going to be the worst thing that happens to America this month.
January 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Surely the Chiefs winning is going to be the worst thing that happens to America this month.
Is this going to be like a Red Wedding thing?
Former Vice President Mike Pence is planning to attend President-elect Trump’s inauguration on Monday, according to people with knowledge of the planning.
Pence Is Said to Be Planning to Attend Trump’s Inauguration
The relationship between President-elect Trump and his former vice president, Mike Pence, was irreparably broken when Mr. Pence refused Mr. Trump’s efforts to overturn the election.
www.nytimes.com
January 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Is this going to be like a Red Wedding thing?
It’s striking how this timeline keeps finding new and surprising ways to be terrible.
January 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s striking how this timeline keeps finding new and surprising ways to be terrible.
I think maybe Sam Darnold might not be that good.
January 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I think maybe Sam Darnold might not be that good.
It feels like if you took the uniform off of any given Steelers player you’d find an eight year old sitting on another eight year old’s shoulders.
This is quite the ass whooping.
This is quite the ass whooping.
January 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It feels like if you took the uniform off of any given Steelers player you’d find an eight year old sitting on another eight year old’s shoulders.
This is quite the ass whooping.
This is quite the ass whooping.
First playoff game of the year was exactly like watching someone step on a rake over and over again.
January 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
First playoff game of the year was exactly like watching someone step on a rake over and over again.
Oh man, I missed it, but at 4AM today there were twenty 2024 hours to go.
January 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Oh man, I missed it, but at 4AM today there were twenty 2024 hours to go.
Biden should appoint Hunter ambassador to France, too.
December 2, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Biden should appoint Hunter ambassador to France, too.
What’s orange and has tiny hands and no mandate?
Still working on the punchline, I’ll let you know when I figure it out.
Still working on the punchline, I’ll let you know when I figure it out.
November 29, 2024 at 4:51 PM
What’s orange and has tiny hands and no mandate?
Still working on the punchline, I’ll let you know when I figure it out.
Still working on the punchline, I’ll let you know when I figure it out.
Just take a moment to think how much better the world would be if Elon Musk became a kooky recluse like Howard Hughes instead of a megalomaniacal James Bond villain.
November 27, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Just take a moment to think how much better the world would be if Elon Musk became a kooky recluse like Howard Hughes instead of a megalomaniacal James Bond villain.
Kid Rock, Chachi, and that guy from Hercules must be feeling like the last kid picked for kickball at this point.
November 20, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Kid Rock, Chachi, and that guy from Hercules must be feeling like the last kid picked for kickball at this point.
The Onion buying Infowars gives me hope that we aren’t in the worst timeline but only like the second or third worst timeline.
November 15, 2024 at 4:07 PM
The Onion buying Infowars gives me hope that we aren’t in the worst timeline but only like the second or third worst timeline.