smacknuts
@smacknuts.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood misanthrope in LA
I'm a six nine guy in a six seven world.
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm a six nine guy in a six seven world.
Having a toddler really helps you understand the conservative mindset. Push buttons, push boundaries, test adults' patience, hit people, make things up / lie, and then throw an absolute shitfit at the slightest inconvenience / consequence.
September 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Having a toddler really helps you understand the conservative mindset. Push buttons, push boundaries, test adults' patience, hit people, make things up / lie, and then throw an absolute shitfit at the slightest inconvenience / consequence.
FUCK Charlie Kirk and all the other podcast grifters, FUCK JD Vance, and FUCK Donald Trump. The world will be a better place when these chucklefucks are a distant memory consigned to the wastebin of history.
September 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
FUCK Charlie Kirk and all the other podcast grifters, FUCK JD Vance, and FUCK Donald Trump. The world will be a better place when these chucklefucks are a distant memory consigned to the wastebin of history.
he died as he lived, being a smug psuedo-intellectual asshole
September 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
he died as he lived, being a smug psuedo-intellectual asshole
I'm a smarterchild guy in a ChatGPT world
July 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm a smarterchild guy in a ChatGPT world
Guess this means Pammy Bondi is out of Dan Bongino's Piss Lemonade of the Month Club! It was the gift that keeps on giving Pammy!
July 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Guess this means Pammy Bondi is out of Dan Bongino's Piss Lemonade of the Month Club! It was the gift that keeps on giving Pammy!
Dan Bongino on his way to Idaho to whip some batches of his famous piss lemonade for the people doing actual work. Proud of our FBI director
June 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Dan Bongino on his way to Idaho to whip some batches of his famous piss lemonade for the people doing actual work. Proud of our FBI director
Subsidizing Israel's wars yet again??? Can't believe it!
June 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Subsidizing Israel's wars yet again??? Can't believe it!
[To the tune of Steal My Sunshine] K-I-L-L-L Myself
June 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
[To the tune of Steal My Sunshine] K-I-L-L-L Myself
putting the "fun" in funicular!
June 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
putting the "fun" in funicular!
Word to your Mother (respectfully)
May 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Word to your Mother (respectfully)
feeling that it's time to shake up my leitmotif
May 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
feeling that it's time to shake up my leitmotif
Talking with the laundromat boys about how great it would be to see Steven Miller publicly executed for crimes against humanity!
April 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Talking with the laundromat boys about how great it would be to see Steven Miller publicly executed for crimes against humanity!
need someone to hold Stephen Miller at gunpoint to make him affirm everything he purports to believe in. then strangle him with his own intestines.
April 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
need someone to hold Stephen Miller at gunpoint to make him affirm everything he purports to believe in. then strangle him with his own intestines.
for April Fools, the laundromat boys murdered me. love those scamps
April 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
for April Fools, the laundromat boys murdered me. love those scamps
calling up Chet Travers, my 29 year old lawyer who calls himself "The LIT Litigator"
March 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
calling up Chet Travers, my 29 year old lawyer who calls himself "The LIT Litigator"
daydreaming about a strictly hypothetical timeline where Elon and Trump's heads are on pikes outside the US Capital. their innards festooned through the halls. "We the People" written in their blood.
March 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
daydreaming about a strictly hypothetical timeline where Elon and Trump's heads are on pikes outside the US Capital. their innards festooned through the halls. "We the People" written in their blood.
Still looking for the Sluggo to my Mr. Bill
March 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Still looking for the Sluggo to my Mr. Bill
Going around touching Tesla's with the laundromat hoping for a date with Pammy
March 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Going around touching Tesla's with the laundromat hoping for a date with Pammy
Laundromat boys imposing tariffs on foreign liquor.
March 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Laundromat boys imposing tariffs on foreign liquor.
Gun to my head, finger on the trigger. Just a slight twitch from freedom.
March 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Gun to my head, finger on the trigger. Just a slight twitch from freedom.
running late to my ritual suicide with the laundromat boys tonight!
March 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
running late to my ritual suicide with the laundromat boys tonight!
On the blower with the laundromat boys finalizing the menu for this year's Suds & Buds event
February 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
On the blower with the laundromat boys finalizing the menu for this year's Suds & Buds event