Lisa
@slytherxclaw.bsky.social
she/her •Educator •Woman of multifarious tastes •Old soul •Gym rat •Music/concert junkie •Ball=life •reposts ≠ endorsements •Views = my own #YankeesOnly #NCAAB
Waking up and starting the day with a headache can’t be a good sign, right? 😵💫
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Waking up and starting the day with a headache can’t be a good sign, right? 😵💫
It’s Tuesday but it’s giving Monday and I’m gonna lose my shit
September 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It’s Tuesday but it’s giving Monday and I’m gonna lose my shit
Ashamed of myself for not calling out of work today when my kitten curled up into my chest after my second alarm went off 😭
September 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Ashamed of myself for not calling out of work today when my kitten curled up into my chest after my second alarm went off 😭
Walking into work today like
September 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Walking into work today like
First week down… and we haven’t even started classes yet 🫠
a girl is laying on the floor in front of a merry go round
ALT: a girl is laying on the floor in front of a merry go round
media.tenor.com
September 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
First week down… and we haven’t even started classes yet 🫠
Mandated reporter training got me like
a person peeking out from behind a red curtain with a blue curtain behind them
ALT: a person peeking out from behind a red curtain with a blue curtain behind them
media.tenor.com
September 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Mandated reporter training got me like
I need to lock in before 🤢school starts🤢 but let it be known and on the record that I am locking in under duress
August 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I need to lock in before 🤢school starts🤢 but let it be known and on the record that I am locking in under duress
Gotta love when students have access to important info that you, the educator, do not 🙃🙃🙃🙃
August 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Gotta love when students have access to important info that you, the educator, do not 🙃🙃🙃🙃
Being someone who typically has zero plans and now having to figure out a way to juggle two rather large events in one day is ✨stressful✨ kthnx
August 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Being someone who typically has zero plans and now having to figure out a way to juggle two rather large events in one day is ✨stressful✨ kthnx
The Gilded Age is my new hyperfixation
August 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The Gilded Age is my new hyperfixation
Forcing myself back into my stream-of-consciousness/bullshittery era
a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is sitting in a crowd of people and making a peace sign .
ALT: a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is sitting in a crowd of people and making a peace sign .
media.tenor.com
August 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Forcing myself back into my stream-of-consciousness/bullshittery era
Is this thing on?
snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is looking at a ghost behind a table .
ALT: snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is looking at a ghost behind a table .
media.tenor.com
May 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Is this thing on?
Reposted by Lisa
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
My brain has been so much in a blender lately (and work has infiltrated every cell) that aloud, to myself (as I tend to do, nothing to do with the blender) I said, “it’s not earth science” (as opposed to “it’s not rocket science”) (more parentheses)
January 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My brain has been so much in a blender lately (and work has infiltrated every cell) that aloud, to myself (as I tend to do, nothing to do with the blender) I said, “it’s not earth science” (as opposed to “it’s not rocket science”) (more parentheses)
Johnniessssss! What a win
January 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Johnniessssss! What a win
Gym pet peeve: supersets. You’re an asshole if you’re taking up more than one machine idc idc
January 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Gym pet peeve: supersets. You’re an asshole if you’re taking up more than one machine idc idc
Today is gonna suck, but here’s a pretty view from my office window 🌇
January 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Today is gonna suck, but here’s a pretty view from my office window 🌇
Can’t see the Freedom Tower from my office like I normally would, but it’s still pretty ❄️
January 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Can’t see the Freedom Tower from my office like I normally would, but it’s still pretty ❄️
Reposted by Lisa
inside everyone, there are two princes. one has diamonds in his pocket and one wants to buy you rockets.
January 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
inside everyone, there are two princes. one has diamonds in his pocket and one wants to buy you rockets.
I’m beginning to understand why SZA bullied Ben Stiller into dropping season 2 of Severance. So good.
January 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’m beginning to understand why SZA bullied Ben Stiller into dropping season 2 of Severance. So good.