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Fart Vision
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· Oct 4
the start of basketball season will fix everything
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Neither. stop being a dipshit
What's more logical?
That the CIA directed one of its assets to perform the perfect false flag?
Or
That a jihadist played the long game by working with the CIA in Afghanistan to gain legal access to the country and then travel 3,000 miles to enact his plan of attacking National Guard soldiers?
That the CIA directed one of its assets to perform the perfect false flag?
Or
That a jihadist played the long game by working with the CIA in Afghanistan to gain legal access to the country and then travel 3,000 miles to enact his plan of attacking National Guard soldiers?
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Neither. stop being a dipshit
most americans just want an archmage they can see themselves having a beer with
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
most americans just want an archmage they can see themselves having a beer with
they used to need a computer as big as a whole room to record the president's farts but now they can do it on a device no bigger than a cellular phone
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they used to need a computer as big as a whole room to record the president's farts but now they can do it on a device no bigger than a cellular phone
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(einstein after spending 2 hours at a bbq buffet) "I know not with what consistency todays third shit will be produced, but shit number four will be big fart diarrhea"
December 18, 2023 at 8:18 PM
(einstein after spending 2 hours at a bbq buffet) "I know not with what consistency todays third shit will be produced, but shit number four will be big fart diarrhea"
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Funny part is i guarantee a turkey sandwich polls higher than jd vance rn
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Funny part is i guarantee a turkey sandwich polls higher than jd vance rn
Microsofts Head of Shit Just Farted - "Uh Oh!"
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Microsofts Head of Shit Just Farted - "Uh Oh!"
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Saturday is all about drinking your little coffee and playing it by ear
August 19, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Saturday is all about drinking your little coffee and playing it by ear
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The Z in dragon ball Z stands for the integers
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The Z in dragon ball Z stands for the integers
modern day canopic jars that guys use to get buried with hot dogs and playstation controllers
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
modern day canopic jars that guys use to get buried with hot dogs and playstation controllers
Your simpleminded pratfalls don't amuse me, your honor
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Your simpleminded pratfalls don't amuse me, your honor
the first video game ever made should have been called PeePee's Castle
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the first video game ever made should have been called PeePee's Castle
making my famous Medical Potatoes
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
making my famous Medical Potatoes
no no no. my fantasy world is completely different in a new way. these arent elves. theyre elfs. and they hate the woods
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
no no no. my fantasy world is completely different in a new way. these arent elves. theyre elfs. and they hate the woods
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There Aren’t Deals
– The Black Friday Truther
– The Black Friday Truther
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
There Aren’t Deals
– The Black Friday Truther
– The Black Friday Truther
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Recession indicator. Tomorrow they're gonna tell you the best way to fix the suspenders on the big barrel you're wearing instead of clothes
"Never eating instant ramen any other way again," said a reader who tried this simple recipe. nyti.ms/4oVswSM
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Recession indicator. Tomorrow they're gonna tell you the best way to fix the suspenders on the big barrel you're wearing instead of clothes
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A portrait of a grey alien lost in thought in a diner booth. That’d be a good thing to hang in your coffee shop
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A portrait of a grey alien lost in thought in a diner booth. That’d be a good thing to hang in your coffee shop
america needs a president whos 10 feet tall 800 lbs and lives in a disgusting cave full of animal bones. snoring, scratching ass in sleep... but sleeps on a sacred gem with magical powers that they just like because its shiny. and YOU have to get it back. you sneak up and accidentally kick a bone,
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
america needs a president whos 10 feet tall 800 lbs and lives in a disgusting cave full of animal bones. snoring, scratching ass in sleep... but sleeps on a sacred gem with magical powers that they just like because its shiny. and YOU have to get it back. you sneak up and accidentally kick a bone,
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Do your things on earth as your heart commands! When there comes to you that day of mourning, the Weary-Hearted hears not their mourning, wailing saves no man from the pit! (Song from the Tomb of King Intef) (ALL)
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Do your things on earth as your heart commands! When there comes to you that day of mourning, the Weary-Hearted hears not their mourning, wailing saves no man from the pit! (Song from the Tomb of King Intef) (ALL)
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my friend is angel smart
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
my friend is angel smart
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Elf is a movie about how love is not possible
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Elf is a movie about how love is not possible
*coughing on thanksgiving turkey* What is this thing?? Where are the wacko burgers? *prying open the turkeys Hole with your hands* In here??
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
*coughing on thanksgiving turkey* What is this thing?? Where are the wacko burgers? *prying open the turkeys Hole with your hands* In here??
so sad that bill nye never got to talk to einstein... imagine those two brains in the same room. we'd have light speed travel
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
so sad that bill nye never got to talk to einstein... imagine those two brains in the same room. we'd have light speed travel
sometimes life is beautiful www.mckusick.com/beastie/shir...
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
sometimes life is beautiful www.mckusick.com/beastie/shir...
last night was a public-private partnership
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
last night was a public-private partnership