Not Anyone You Know
@slowcrush.bsky.social
Theatre-making, rock climbing, Hull dweller 🏴
Look at the comments in response to Paddington Bear watching a lorry total someone by driving the wrong way down the A63. Merry fucking Christmas. Jesus fucking Christ.
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Look at the comments in response to Paddington Bear watching a lorry total someone by driving the wrong way down the A63. Merry fucking Christmas. Jesus fucking Christ.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
“Did you put the lights up?”
“Yes darling, the contracting bumhole ones, just like you asked”
“Yes darling, the contracting bumhole ones, just like you asked”
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“Did you put the lights up?”
“Yes darling, the contracting bumhole ones, just like you asked”
“Yes darling, the contracting bumhole ones, just like you asked”
New report from Queercircle on artistic freedom in a time of genocide and rising fascism: queercircle.org/lets-create-...
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
New report from Queercircle on artistic freedom in a time of genocide and rising fascism: queercircle.org/lets-create-...
All I want for Christmas is a wood chipper
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
All I want for Christmas is a wood chipper
This week, I’ll mostly be listening to @bloodwork.show in the car
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This week, I’ll mostly be listening to @bloodwork.show in the car
And now we get rid of trial by jury
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
And now we get rid of trial by jury
New instant classic climbing video shot
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
New instant classic climbing video shot
This is what £1.5 million gets you here, let alone two million.
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This is what £1.5 million gets you here, let alone two million.
Nothing but unconditional support from me and my setter cross ✊🏻🐾
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Nothing but unconditional support from me and my setter cross ✊🏻🐾
Listen(ing) to @bloodwork.show on a train
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Listen(ing) to @bloodwork.show on a train
NOT TO BE LOOSE OR HUMP SHUNTED
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
NOT TO BE LOOSE OR HUMP SHUNTED
I dunno how many Hull folk are actually on here, but I'm organising this public assembly for arts workers to talk about our roles in a time of genocide, fascism and climate collapse 👉 www.tickettailor.com/events/artin...
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I dunno how many Hull folk are actually on here, but I'm organising this public assembly for arts workers to talk about our roles in a time of genocide, fascism and climate collapse 👉 www.tickettailor.com/events/artin...
When I was 12, I went to Hell for snuffin Jesus
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
When I was 12, I went to Hell for snuffin Jesus
This is how I found out the cancer claimed Kate *and* William
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
This is how I found out the cancer claimed Kate *and* William
Absolutely not
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Absolutely not
I hate to Labour post, but it’d be nice if at least one journalist could ask why, if this is the case, they’ve spent the past few days briefing the press and doing the rounds to tee-up Mahmood for her disgraceful new immigration policies.
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I hate to Labour post, but it’d be nice if at least one journalist could ask why, if this is the case, they’ve spent the past few days briefing the press and doing the rounds to tee-up Mahmood for her disgraceful new immigration policies.
The laundrette is bricked
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The laundrette is bricked
Politicians ending up in plummy post-government jobs is the least surprising thing imaginable.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Politicians ending up in plummy post-government jobs is the least surprising thing imaginable.
This is the threat of an abuser.
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 AM
This is the threat of an abuser.
