Much appreciated. It's still probably the best piece of criticism I've ever written.

A few of my favorite pitches from October:

Hollow-Earther Mocks Flat-Earther For Lack Of Evidence

Department Of War Adopts Punisher Logo

Audience Unsure If Mathcore Band Are Savants Or Idiots

Tim Lambesis Insists Rage Is All-Natural, Not From Steroids

Trapt Announces Pop-Up Show At ICE Raid

A few of my favorite pitches from October:

Hollow-Earther Mocks Flat-Earther For Lack Of Evidence

Department Of War Adopts Punisher Logo

Audience Unsure If Mathcore Band Are Savants Or Idiots

Tim Lambesis Insists Rage Is All-Natural, Not From Steroids

Trapt Announces Pop-Up Show At ICE Raid

A few of my favorite pitches from September:

Congress Passes Law Requiring Metal Bands To Perform Wearing Ten Commandments Nailed to Their Chests

Anthony Kiedis To Address Food Insecurity With Word Salad

Vinyl Enthusiast Gets Second Mortgage To Complete King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard Collection

I saw them in Chicago back in August. It's an incredible show. The visuals are stunning, and Trent's voice has (somehow) not aged at all.

A few of my favorite pitches from August:

Culture War Veteran Re-Enlists

Audience Unsure If Jazz Pianist Is Savant Or Idiot

Opinion: As Long As Woke and DEI Are Gone, I’m Fine With The U.S. Becoming A Police State

Metalhead Psychologist Uses Band Logos As Rorschach Tests