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that's so interesting

is it so hard to figure out how to get me to buy shit? just put batman on it! I'll buy all your stupid slop, if you just put batman on it!! I'M EXTREMELY STUPID AMAZON, JUST PUT BATMAN ON IT

Each of these companies harvests thousands of gigs of your personal info to capture an exact profile of your spending habits, and then they're like "I noticed you bought sunglasses last year. here's more sunglasses, which I assume you buy every single day."

Whoa, holy shit, a 12 pack of toilet paper?! Amazon!! How did you find this?! How did you know that I wipe my ass?!

It's so cool and good and useful that the entire economy is based on the biggest and most monolithic companies to ever exist, constantly finding new ways of badgering you to buy more of their shit.

whoa, how did you know I had such a strong personal interest in 120v USB-C Chargers!? It's just for me! This shopping experience has been tailored to my specific needs and desires!!

Oh, so now because of woke it's "racist" to discriminate on the basis of race?!

I could barely afford public school

Men used to go to war (in Chex Quest)

Past present and future duh

I know, I was being facetious because that's simply absurd on it's face. The is no greater seat of war crimes on the face of the Earth.

So Salman hasn't done enough tyrannical war crimes? Weird take.

Here you go: *

*makes a video about how people aren't responding to a subject with nuance.*
*people responding without nuance*
What the hell?

I told him it was a hilariously accurate and insulting thing to say, and he asked if I was upset. How could I be? It'd be like being upset with a doctor who diagnosed you with a terminal illness; Bad news for me to be sure, but they've simply recognized objective reality.

If you're wondering why it is insulting to be accused of looking like you liking a good tv-show, that's excellent news for you. It means you will never be accused of looking like you like Bojack Horseman.