Biblically accurate BogZombie.

Then again, I also don't believe that "selling" a license to download a DRM-restricted digital copy of something that can't (legally) be copied and can (legally) be revoked at any time for almost any reason is legitimate use, either, so...

Not including the time I got a call from another department and they opened up on a recorded line by saying "Your voice is sexy."

I'm not even uncomfortable, just confused.

Someone said Tenchi?

This thought brought to you by the guy who spent all raid calling themself TANK DADDY in alliance chat while my party kept apologizing for them. Their friend thanked me for humoring them and the tank named me HEAL DADDY after the raid.

I told them their approval fills me with shame.

Work smarter, not harder. I approve.

What I'm getting at is I'm not a THREAT to myself, but I'm definitely a menace.

"I know if I stick my tongue between the hammer and the firing pin, it'll be SUPER bad... But like... How do I REALLY know without trying?"

"Because I'm capable of basic logic, right, right..."

"... But how do I REALLY-"