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🕸️Siren of the North🕸️
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witchy, bitchy, goth | NSFW | she/her | punk’s only dead if we let it be 🏳️‍🌈
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death before detransition is not referring to our own deaths
I’m so fucking close to cancelling my appointment tomorrow and just shaving my damn face. Why can’t I just get new skin?
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
breaking news from mn: one person braked on 94 because they spilled their caribou this has resulted in a traffic slowdown for the last six hours
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I don’t think this too far, we could definitely go further
sometimes just for fun i like to imagine a world where metoo ACTUALLY went "too far." these guys would be cowering in their safe rooms rn. we would be crowdfunding bounties. their assets would be seized and their names stricken from history.
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Why does documentation not *document* anything anymore? Stop being so fucking coy and actually explain what this thing is, how it works, and why it’s the way it is
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
can’t wait to see what this does to forensics
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The Aurora last night were so bright I actually think the unedited versions are better. Maybe I’ll try touching them up again today now that I’ve had some sleep
Got some surprisingly good shots for running out adhoc
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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North Wangaratta #AuroraAustralis #Aurora
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Aurora Australis: Southern Lights
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Got some surprisingly good shots for running out adhoc
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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getfreed should be renamed to getfired
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What’s the difference between chuck Schumer and Neville Chamberlin?
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Gordon Lightfoot is an anagram for Gondor Fight Tool (the one true ring of power)
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
All of the cis gays celebrating the case news without mentioning the decision from last week can go fuck themselves
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Potentially controversial opinion, but I think it’s better they assume it is ai than thinking it’s not, if they can’t tell the difference. Obviously they need to learn how to do that, but a false positive is always safer than a false narrative
I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Just found a lock pick whilst cleaning my bathroom, huh
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Scented dish soap is wrong on so many levels. It doesn’t smell clean, it smells like you’re trying to cover up something I shouldn’t be eating
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I swear to gods my mood improves as the temperature drops
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My mental health can be most accurately measured by the cleanliness of my floor, and today the deep cleaning I’ve been dying to do for… an embarrassingly long time is apparently just happening
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There are few things more punk than folk punk
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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All set up for Twin Cities Con!! This is going to be a fun one, so swing by and say hello should you find yourself in Minnesota and in need of spaceships and dinosaurs!
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I think I just heard my collar bone shift, which is fun
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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what’s the plural for a group of soc analysts?
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I slept on the couch last friday night and my neck is still fucked
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM