Trip | Alastor Apologist 🎙️
@skyrexxertrip.bsky.social
90s sitcom apologist, avid thesaurus reader, and collector of fine shitposts
Easily bamboozled 🔥
She/her
Easily bamboozled 🔥
She/her
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My dad named me Elmo Callgirl after his two favorite things
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My dad named me Elmo Callgirl after his two favorite things
Yes hello please send help 😂
I am eternally grateful for the friends and communities who carried me through 2025, even when I was kicking and screaming (crying and sobbing) 💜
I am eternally grateful for the friends and communities who carried me through 2025, even when I was kicking and screaming (crying and sobbing) 💜
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Yes hello please send help 😂
I am eternally grateful for the friends and communities who carried me through 2025, even when I was kicking and screaming (crying and sobbing) 💜
I am eternally grateful for the friends and communities who carried me through 2025, even when I was kicking and screaming (crying and sobbing) 💜
One-a them parrot cats
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
One-a them parrot cats
My life really began when I realized I can just make spreadsheets whenever I want. I don’t even need a reason or anything, I can do it solely for the love of the spreadsheet game
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 AM
My life really began when I realized I can just make spreadsheets whenever I want. I don’t even need a reason or anything, I can do it solely for the love of the spreadsheet game
I ate 17 pounds of ham and took 20 naps today, as god intended
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I ate 17 pounds of ham and took 20 naps today, as god intended
HELLLLOOOOOOO NURSE!!!
*foot thumping floor tongue rolling across table eyeballs popping out of skull howling at the moon*
*foot thumping floor tongue rolling across table eyeballs popping out of skull howling at the moon*
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
HELLLLOOOOOOO NURSE!!!
*foot thumping floor tongue rolling across table eyeballs popping out of skull howling at the moon*
*foot thumping floor tongue rolling across table eyeballs popping out of skull howling at the moon*
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Let’s unpack that a little bit. When you watch Wallace and gromit do you empathize with the man or the hound
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Let’s unpack that a little bit. When you watch Wallace and gromit do you empathize with the man or the hound
This is the pain of an elder nerd, Bella
Growth is starting out Team Edward and ending up Team Charlie 😏
Cheers to getting old, ratties! 🐀
Growth is starting out Team Edward and ending up Team Charlie 😏
Cheers to getting old, ratties! 🐀
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This is the pain of an elder nerd, Bella
Growth is starting out Team Edward and ending up Team Charlie 😏
Cheers to getting old, ratties! 🐀
Growth is starting out Team Edward and ending up Team Charlie 😏
Cheers to getting old, ratties! 🐀
Despite completely scrubbing my phone, Timehop still finds new and innovative ways to remind me how fucking stupid I am 🥴
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Despite completely scrubbing my phone, Timehop still finds new and innovative ways to remind me how fucking stupid I am 🥴
The narrative dropped throat goat Donnie lore to get me through the holidays 🙏🏻
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The narrative dropped throat goat Donnie lore to get me through the holidays 🙏🏻
Crunk? Sorry, I spend my weekends getting chunk (repeatedly slamming Cheez-Its from a shotglass)
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Crunk? Sorry, I spend my weekends getting chunk (repeatedly slamming Cheez-Its from a shotglass)
The Abbey Road album is such a moody fall vibe
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Abbey Road album is such a moody fall vibe
The sky did some fun stuff tonight in central Kansas ✨
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The sky did some fun stuff tonight in central Kansas ✨
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The road to hell is paved with smooth stones. They’re cool on my bare feet as the new days sun crests over the dark trees. Soon we’ll begin again.
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The road to hell is paved with smooth stones. They’re cool on my bare feet as the new days sun crests over the dark trees. Soon we’ll begin again.
Enemies to Bigger Enemies
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Enemies to Bigger Enemies
Withholding benefits from vulnerable populations who rely on them for basic food security is the lowest of fucking low
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Withholding benefits from vulnerable populations who rely on them for basic food security is the lowest of fucking low
My old man said be a City fan
And I said bollocks you’re a c*nt
(You’re a c*nt!)
Cuz I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan for just one minute
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan 😈
And I said bollocks you’re a c*nt
(You’re a c*nt!)
Cuz I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan for just one minute
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan 😈
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My old man said be a City fan
And I said bollocks you’re a c*nt
(You’re a c*nt!)
Cuz I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan for just one minute
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan 😈
And I said bollocks you’re a c*nt
(You’re a c*nt!)
Cuz I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan for just one minute
I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a City fan 😈
This is probably our last year Trick or Treating WE DID IT WE MADE IT lol
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This is probably our last year Trick or Treating WE DID IT WE MADE IT lol
A haunted house except it’s just a replay of 2024 watching my favorite person grow to resent me and slow fade away 👻
October 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
A haunted house except it’s just a replay of 2024 watching my favorite person grow to resent me and slow fade away 👻
Why are high school football games so cold? Why are concessions so expensive? Why are the bleachers so uncomfortable I NEED ANSWERS
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Why are high school football games so cold? Why are concessions so expensive? Why are the bleachers so uncomfortable I NEED ANSWERS
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I lost my 20s to being upset about watto from star wars
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I lost my 20s to being upset about watto from star wars
Asking the masked man wielding a chainsaw on the haunted trail hike if he’s mad at me
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Asking the masked man wielding a chainsaw on the haunted trail hike if he’s mad at me
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lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds
Me: Katamari is harder than you think, there’s a lot of strategy it isn’t just some rolly ball game
Also me: I MAKE MY CUSTOM COWGIRL GO WHEEEEE
Also me: I MAKE MY CUSTOM COWGIRL GO WHEEEEE
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Me: Katamari is harder than you think, there’s a lot of strategy it isn’t just some rolly ball game
Also me: I MAKE MY CUSTOM COWGIRL GO WHEEEEE
Also me: I MAKE MY CUSTOM COWGIRL GO WHEEEEE