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Art, writing, politics, Skylight tips, humor, cats, and World of Warcraft. I also have ADHD, in case that wasn’t apparent. Oh, and autism. I also hate Nazis.
How I imagine the rotting orange justifies this discrepancy: “She doesn’t count. She not a person, she’s bought and paid for property. Like a foreign-made supercar. And who’s, what did you say? Brandon? LET’S GO BRANDON. I created that you know.”
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
If that orange thing is intent on making name changes to more accurately reflect a person’s history he needs to start with his own. Donald Drumpf has a certain ring to it. While we’re at it, JD Vance needs to go back to James Donald Bowman. And, of course, Ted Cruz back to Rafael Cruz. For starters.
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I initially thought Brann because GOUDA but he would get on my nerves pretty quickly, so now I’m thinking Sansok Khan, because she’s quiet… and has a dog. And is HALF HORSE… HALF (wo) MAN! 🎶
a woman riding on the back of a centaur in a field
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November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Fun fact: In 1267, The Statute of Marlborough was passed by the parliament of England. The statute has 29 chapters. But if you bought the limited edition collectors version of the statute you got a 30th chapter, which was titled, “No Gods. No Kings. Only Jousting.”
a man in armor rides a white horse
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November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Well, since Republicans are either as corrupt as him or scared to death of his violent base, we’ll be putting up with it for YEARS. Unless, next year, we can get a veto majority in both the House and Senate, get him impeached and then get him tried for his crimes against humanity.
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
FINALLY. I had that tape on reserve for a three-day rental and then, poof, gone. It really defined who I am as a person today: bitter and untrusting.
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
So he’ll in essence be made some kind of martyr and the Republicans that might be shying away from him because of Epstein can now rally around Vance because he “saved” Twittler.
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I wonder how bad her head will explode if full release shows undeniable evidence the 🍊 actively participated (as if what’s out there isn’t already enough) but ALSO shows any prominent Democrat as well. How will they bash the Dem while at the same time saying “oh, just barely not legal” for Twittler?
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’m not a big fan of babies, either, but I’d never pepper spray one.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
And I sincerely hope that the legal team ran across my experience A LOT and fires up another investigation and lawsuit. That would be hilarious.

The End
a man in a blue shirt and tie is standing in front of a wall with papers on it .
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November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The cap is $38.46, but I got an average between the low and high ends of the payouts since they were unable to determine my usage (which was a lot).
a baby in a car seat is holding a stack of money
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November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I received an email back saying my appeal had been accepted, and would be reviewed for approval.

Months later, I got an email that my appeal was approved. Today, I got my $33.46 payout from the lawsuit. Not much for just me, sure, but multiply that by MILLIONS OF USERS.
a man with dreadlocks is holding a stack of money in his hands .
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November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I submitted long email explaining what happened: Email proof (screenshots and copies of emails back and forth with FB) of my attempts to regain access to my account and a very long explainer on the situation. I also included my thoughts on the oddness of the timing of all of this.
a man says these are just my thoughts in front of a purple background
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November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
to verify my identity to get back in.

Nothing I did worked. For FOUR MONTHS.

Then I got a notification from the legal team that my Facebook status could not be determined, so I was not eligible. “You have the option to appeal…”

And appeal I did.
a man with long hair and a beard is saying i understand the appeal
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November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
At MOST, it should be a Disorderly Conduct minor misdemeanor charge. It was a freaking sandwich. I swear, these agents are the biggest manbabies, and some idiot gave them actual weapons. Go cry to your mommy, manbaby. Lordt.
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
When people say things like “You can’t bring a dog in here” or “You can’t claim a dog on your income tax form as a dependent” she can just whip out this sonogram and say, “This is my CHILD.”
October 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My four-month old puppy did better at his first day of puppy training than this idiot does.
October 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM