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SkullBeard
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Futuendi Gratia
Sometime guest masochist on TATP apocryphal episodes.
Ginger whisperer.
You are under no obligation to follow me. (he/him 🌈 )
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
The Marshal Vibratrem, EHX Epitome and Mark Tremont Wah were pawn shop scores.
The rest were impulse buys...back when I had more money than impulse control
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
See also:
Heller's Law, the Peter Principle, it's corollaries, inversions, hidden postulates and various permutations.

Shamelessly stolen from my copy of Arthur Bloch's 1982 masterpiece
Murphy's Law
And other reasons why things go wrong!
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
It's that time of year.
But, as a sign of the times, even the geese have no interest in travelling south.
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You know what they say about Gingers and freckles ...right?
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Some more Kat Abu...

Or on yootoob, if you prefer.

youtu.be/wOcxNqE_bCQ?...
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Submitted without context
October 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If you see this, QTP with a sword and ⚔️
October 15, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Post you from a different era

This would have been 1988 or '89
October 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Oooh busted...
October 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Le sigh
October 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
*Furiously takes notes*

I've got 2/3rds of the perfect outfit here if the goon squad ever ends up in my town (just gotta find an appropriate red shirt and hope for a summery day)
October 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
W00t!

IYKYK
October 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
In the unlikely event that one does not know already, these are only good for about five years.
Sure, they might last ten or fifteen, if you're lucky... Do you feel lucky?

Neglect them at your peril

IYKYK
September 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Well, in my case it would be a fairly shallow hole...
And it doesn't connect with any internal cavities.

So, I think not.

Tangentially...
September 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
September 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I had a day.

The high point was actually really early, before I went to bed.
An old friend popped in to say hi.

A 13 hour print job gave me the tool I needed to finish some unscheduled maintenance.

Imma call it a win
September 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Offs ...too bad I'm broke and I have to work that day...
September 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This was the equivalent of stopping at the liquor store on the way to work for an anticipatory bottle before walking into the inevitable shitstorm.

Cool kit though

(bottle would have been cheaper and lasted longer)
September 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
September 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Let them eat...their own...
September 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Apropos of nothing
September 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
All those years in university finally paid off...
September 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Be like Bob
September 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Hence the otherworldly look of the sun...
September 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM