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Danny
@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social
Early twitter exile.
Once from Yorkshire, now an immigrant in the EU.
Owner of Malta Archery. Archery as it was used in ancient times.
Just a shovel, officer.
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
When you book a holiday in Santa Carla you need a cruxix. So I made one.
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My first go at making the Maltese dish ,Bragioli. Very tasty.
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I bought a 1980s mini today. It's in bits, needs work but I am so happy with this.
Needs a white roof. Fatter tyres.
Oh and the engine and new wiring loom putting in it.
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This one is for service in Europe, this one for service in Abyssinia and this for servicing Fiats.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Who puts up their Christmas lights in the first week in November?
My neighbours, that's who. FFS
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I needed a herb stripper and wanted it shaped like a kukri, so I made one.
Cedar wood with a food safe oil finish.
October 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Doctor: did you change the dressing on the patient's foot?
Medic: yes boss, real sexy, just like you said.
October 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I got that ball toy you win in those green kinder surprises wet and now they turned into some kind of triffid. Send help.
October 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Here's some I found growing on my archery range.
October 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Slippery Jack mushrooms on my range today.
October 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
It's up. @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social punching Nazis sticker. On my archery range.
October 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Hey @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social this arrived.
I could put it on my range today where it will be seen by everyone that comes or in Valletta next week. Your call.
October 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
You're right, but Considering the cheapest can be $95 and most expensive $500 a lot of people in the California will welcome this.
October 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Wide awake. Foothole throbbing like a bastard.
October 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This happened.
Don't take the blade guards off your tools kids.
October 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Picked this beauty up from FB market place for €35.
The seller wasn't sure if it worked (he was clearing out his elderly father's small shed) as the wire was cracked and it had no plug. Rewired it and cleaned it up. The motor now purrs like a kitten. Very happy.
October 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Stolen from FB - apologies, no idea who was the originator so can't credit.
September 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Apparently Malta post employs people that can't read.
September 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Red arrows arriving in Malta for the airshow this weekend.
September 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
God level shagging. Look at these two randy baskets flying around on the job.
Let's face it, if humans could fly, we'd be doing this all the time.
September 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Harrison for Okafor is like trading your Porsche for this Renault 4 #lufc
September 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I'm home.
If you get a chance, visit North Macedonia. Such a beautiful country and the people are wonderful.
I recommend doing it as we did, three days in the capital Skopje then 4 or 5 in Ohrid.
September 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
To all the idiotic far right "patriots" in England. This is an accurate depiction of St George. An olive skinned middle Eastern (Palestine ) Roman soldier.
You should all be protesting Kier Starmer proscribing Palestine Action because that's where your saint was from.
This taken above Lake Ohrid
September 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
For the artists and paper lovers.
A 170 year old Gutenberg Press in full working order and still used today.
Plus Paper making using the original 2C BC Chinese method imported to Europe in the 13th century.
September 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM