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Danny
@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social
Early twitter exile.
Once from Yorkshire, now an immigrant in the EU.
Owner of Malta Archery. Archery as it was used in ancient times.
Trump telling Mamdani that is ok to tell the press he's a fascist, Farage not even denying it and selling shirts with reform arrow pointing to 18 western politics is in a very dark place.
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Two monkeys in a bath, one says, "ooo oooo ooh ooo" the other says, "I bet you've never come that way before".
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Big rain and thunderstorm over Malta right now. There will be loads of flooding videos on TikTok and reels soon.
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Just a shovel, officer.
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Seeing a hignfy with Andrea Jenkins. Why? Why platform this hateful, arrogant individual. Remember her finger?
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We showed fight today, but tired too easily and too late with the changes. #lufc only manager to blame here.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Bastard. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Jesus, what a soft free kick. #lufc keeper rooted to the spot
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If we're not going to make subs until 70 mins the players need Bielsa levels of fitness. These haven't got it. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Ref clearly in villas pocket. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Farke does nothing for 70 minutes when it's clear Aaronson not up to it. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Aaronson useless. Get him off. James on. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Aaronson 100% for effort. 0% for final touch.
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ffs #lufc villa make a change they score. We won't change anything until 70 mins and too late.
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I thought only the captain's were allowed to talk to the referee. That twat Mcginn has been mithering the referee constantly. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Mcginn's a cunt. Pass it on. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I live VAR #lufc FFS.
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Aaronson starting FFS. #lufc
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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And now…the gallery.

www.infinitebacon.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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It's here.

The greatest thread of all time.
What are the pros/cons to an Olympic swimmer of holding in their farts?
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Look folks, it's really, really simple.

Either we find our way to ecosocialism, or we're going to be ruled like serfs under a hereditary plutocracy gorging itself on everything good that's still up for grabs as the overheated, over-polluted world dies under our feet.
Important - in a global order in which international rules are losing importance, one part of the emerging replacement is this neo-royalist approach involving interlinked states and companies. Once again, put away the deglobalisation simplisms.
1/This week has seen a blitz of what looks like corruption sandals: Saudi development deals for US military tech, Pakistani payments to Trump insiders for tariff relief, Swiss gold bars for a trade deal. Far from a payoff, this is a reordering of internat'l system.
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mxthh...
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
When you book a holiday in Santa Carla you need a cruxix. So I made one.
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My first go at making the Maltese dish ,Bragioli. Very tasty.
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM