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Did You Know: the keypads in Half-Life 1 don't have speakers? Barney just makes that boop noise with his mouth.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Perhaps the best spam text I've ever received
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Nvidia: For all RMA requests, our chatbots will be happy to help start the return process

Also Nvidia:
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it
January 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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yes
next question
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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"so what exactly are you looking for in a pair of pants"
"i want that minecraft steve look"
"understood ma'am right this way"
Even Marc Jacobs makes ($1850) mistakes.
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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girl what in the fuck is this
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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nightmare shrooms rotation
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Joke canceled I found the sickest possible combo. I'm like actually mad this doesn't exist. Just a bunch of dirt bikes slowly moving forward to do battle with each other on an isometric grid. It would kick so much ass.
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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democrats don't realize that at this point most Americans crave one thing and it's for every politician regardless of party affiliation to be funneled through a MXC style obstacle course where they get hit in the torso with spinning foam projectiles and faceplant into mud live on television
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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sure thing boss 🫡
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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i put the holiday house on top of the heated mat
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Just learned that Tommy Tallarico is now quietly starting to go by the name Sammy Salazar, and honestly, has anyone ever done a number on someone on the scale hbomb did on this dude? just legendary
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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That's louie
December 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I'm really close to being able to apply for this... I'm so bad about self promotion or boosting myself but it would really mean a lot to me if I made it...

If you continue to support me through this month I'd be grateful beyond words.

Thank you all so much for everything you've done for me. <3
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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i gave rick some cigarettes.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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the profit motive has to go
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM