skennedy
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Did You Know: the keypads in Half-Life 1 don't have speakers? Barney just makes that boop noise with his mouth.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Did You Know: the keypads in Half-Life 1 don't have speakers? Barney just makes that boop noise with his mouth.
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Perhaps the best spam text I've ever received
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Perhaps the best spam text I've ever received
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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Nvidia: For all RMA requests, our chatbots will be happy to help start the return process
Also Nvidia:
Also Nvidia:
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Nvidia: For all RMA requests, our chatbots will be happy to help start the return process
Also Nvidia:
Also Nvidia:
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my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it
January 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it
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"so what exactly are you looking for in a pair of pants"
"i want that minecraft steve look"
"understood ma'am right this way"
"i want that minecraft steve look"
"understood ma'am right this way"
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"so what exactly are you looking for in a pair of pants"
"i want that minecraft steve look"
"understood ma'am right this way"
"i want that minecraft steve look"
"understood ma'am right this way"
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girl what in the fuck is this
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
girl what in the fuck is this
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ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
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nightmare shrooms rotation
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
nightmare shrooms rotation
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Joke canceled I found the sickest possible combo. I'm like actually mad this doesn't exist. Just a bunch of dirt bikes slowly moving forward to do battle with each other on an isometric grid. It would kick so much ass.
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Joke canceled I found the sickest possible combo. I'm like actually mad this doesn't exist. Just a bunch of dirt bikes slowly moving forward to do battle with each other on an isometric grid. It would kick so much ass.
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democrats don't realize that at this point most Americans crave one thing and it's for every politician regardless of party affiliation to be funneled through a MXC style obstacle course where they get hit in the torso with spinning foam projectiles and faceplant into mud live on television
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
democrats don't realize that at this point most Americans crave one thing and it's for every politician regardless of party affiliation to be funneled through a MXC style obstacle course where they get hit in the torso with spinning foam projectiles and faceplant into mud live on television
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sure thing boss 🫡
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
sure thing boss 🫡
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
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i put the holiday house on top of the heated mat
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
i put the holiday house on top of the heated mat
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Just learned that Tommy Tallarico is now quietly starting to go by the name Sammy Salazar, and honestly, has anyone ever done a number on someone on the scale hbomb did on this dude? just legendary
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just learned that Tommy Tallarico is now quietly starting to go by the name Sammy Salazar, and honestly, has anyone ever done a number on someone on the scale hbomb did on this dude? just legendary
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I'm really close to being able to apply for this... I'm so bad about self promotion or boosting myself but it would really mean a lot to me if I made it...
If you continue to support me through this month I'd be grateful beyond words.
Thank you all so much for everything you've done for me. <3
If you continue to support me through this month I'd be grateful beyond words.
Thank you all so much for everything you've done for me. <3
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'm really close to being able to apply for this... I'm so bad about self promotion or boosting myself but it would really mean a lot to me if I made it...
If you continue to support me through this month I'd be grateful beyond words.
Thank you all so much for everything you've done for me. <3
If you continue to support me through this month I'd be grateful beyond words.
Thank you all so much for everything you've done for me. <3
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i gave rick some cigarettes.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
i gave rick some cigarettes.
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the profit motive has to go
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
the profit motive has to go
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in