George Plank
@skeletonme.bsky.social
Comedian in recovery, Writer at the Uncommon Commons, Host of Remembership Card. Creator and Head Writer for Schmingles McBingles & the Dingle Society.
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George Plank
@skeletonme.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Uncommon Commons
Podcast · George Plank & Alex Vitale · Uncommon Commons is a horror anthology podcast with original stories written and performed by George Plank and Alex Vitale. John and Jane Doe live in an apartmen...
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With over 60 episodes of Uncommon Commons we’ve touched on so many different subjects. Comment your favorite horror subject or subgenre and I’ll recommend an episode for you.
Episodes can be listened to in any order by design.
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Episodes can be listened to in any order by design.
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#horror #podcast
In this New Episode of Uncommon Commons:
we learn about Halloween traditions in the void, John shares where he’s been for the last few months, and we get two new stories from the mysterious benefactors!
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we learn about Halloween traditions in the void, John shares where he’s been for the last few months, and we get two new stories from the mysterious benefactors!
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2025 Halloween Special
Podcast Episode · Uncommon Commons · 10/31/2025 · 41m
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October 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
In this New Episode of Uncommon Commons:
we learn about Halloween traditions in the void, John shares where he’s been for the last few months, and we get two new stories from the mysterious benefactors!
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we learn about Halloween traditions in the void, John shares where he’s been for the last few months, and we get two new stories from the mysterious benefactors!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u...
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The best movies didn’t make money at the box office
October 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The best movies didn’t make money at the box office
If I have one wish for Tron Ares, I want to see one program with the jai alai equipment from the ring game.
October 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If I have one wish for Tron Ares, I want to see one program with the jai alai equipment from the ring game.
The Simpsons sequel news doesn’t surprise me.
Disney is all about reviving 20 year-old franchises
Disney is all about reviving 20 year-old franchises
September 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The Simpsons sequel news doesn’t surprise me.
Disney is all about reviving 20 year-old franchises
Disney is all about reviving 20 year-old franchises
I just think, if we really want to learn our lesson the stove needs to be hot all the time because there are other times you can touch the burner and not hurt yourself.
Anyway, that’s why our energy bill is so high this month.
Anyway, that’s why our energy bill is so high this month.
September 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I just think, if we really want to learn our lesson the stove needs to be hot all the time because there are other times you can touch the burner and not hurt yourself.
Anyway, that’s why our energy bill is so high this month.
Anyway, that’s why our energy bill is so high this month.
I have never once remembered the 21st of September, and I don’t plan to start now
September 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I have never once remembered the 21st of September, and I don’t plan to start now
What if I told you Screenshots from the new Tron movie just leaked and Ares has a conversation with Hatsune Miku????
I’d be lying, but what if???
I’d be lying, but what if???
September 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What if I told you Screenshots from the new Tron movie just leaked and Ares has a conversation with Hatsune Miku????
I’d be lying, but what if???
I’d be lying, but what if???
My drag name would be Majora Ward and I would only dress up like the leg lamp from Christmas Story
September 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My drag name would be Majora Ward and I would only dress up like the leg lamp from Christmas Story
If I spent a week of my life battling my way through a world of fantasy and wonder, I don’t think I’d be so cavalier as to refer to where I came from as, “The real world”
September 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If I spent a week of my life battling my way through a world of fantasy and wonder, I don’t think I’d be so cavalier as to refer to where I came from as, “The real world”
It’s been 6 years since Disney bought 20th Century Fox and they have still done nothing with the lucrative Monkeybone IP.
FOR SHAME
#movies
FOR SHAME
#movies
September 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It’s been 6 years since Disney bought 20th Century Fox and they have still done nothing with the lucrative Monkeybone IP.
FOR SHAME
#movies
FOR SHAME
#movies
My favorite genre of movie?
Mid-90s ads convincing me that DVDs are the future of cinema
Mid-90s ads convincing me that DVDs are the future of cinema
September 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My favorite genre of movie?
Mid-90s ads convincing me that DVDs are the future of cinema
Mid-90s ads convincing me that DVDs are the future of cinema
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Lobster Thermidor 🐶
Adult male Terrier mix
Adoptable from Michigan Humane - Berman Center for Animal Care, Westland (Westland, MI)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/lobster-thermidor-78130022/mi/westland/michigan-humane-berman-center-for-animal-care-westland-mi60/
Adult male Terrier mix
Adoptable from Michigan Humane - Berman Center for Animal Care, Westland (Westland, MI)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/lobster-thermidor-78130022/mi/westland/michigan-humane-berman-center-for-animal-care-westland-mi60/
September 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Lobster Thermidor 🐶
Adult male Terrier mix
Adoptable from Michigan Humane - Berman Center for Animal Care, Westland (Westland, MI)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/lobster-thermidor-78130022/mi/westland/michigan-humane-berman-center-for-animal-care-westland-mi60/
Adult male Terrier mix
Adoptable from Michigan Humane - Berman Center for Animal Care, Westland (Westland, MI)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/lobster-thermidor-78130022/mi/westland/michigan-humane-berman-center-for-animal-care-westland-mi60/
I am going to spend a not insignificant portion of my thesis paper complaining about Space Jam A New Legacy.
August 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I am going to spend a not insignificant portion of my thesis paper complaining about Space Jam A New Legacy.
One last thing about James Gunn’s Superman for now.
He didn’t need to tell us that his symbol stood for hope. We just knew.
He didn’t need to tell us that his symbol stood for hope. We just knew.
August 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
One last thing about James Gunn’s Superman for now.
He didn’t need to tell us that his symbol stood for hope. We just knew.
He didn’t need to tell us that his symbol stood for hope. We just knew.
Me in 2010 looking at 25 year old cars: aw man I really want a Delorean like in back to the future
Looking at 25 year old cars now: I really want a Type 1 Volkswagen like Herbie the Love Bug.
Looking at 25 year old cars now: I really want a Type 1 Volkswagen like Herbie the Love Bug.
August 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Me in 2010 looking at 25 year old cars: aw man I really want a Delorean like in back to the future
Looking at 25 year old cars now: I really want a Type 1 Volkswagen like Herbie the Love Bug.
Looking at 25 year old cars now: I really want a Type 1 Volkswagen like Herbie the Love Bug.
Rubs lamp
Okay for my first wish, I wish every movie that had a creative and compelling art style also had the writing that it deserved.
Okay for my first wish, I wish every movie that had a creative and compelling art style also had the writing that it deserved.
August 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Rubs lamp
Okay for my first wish, I wish every movie that had a creative and compelling art style also had the writing that it deserved.
Okay for my first wish, I wish every movie that had a creative and compelling art style also had the writing that it deserved.
I’m checking the carfax but I can’t find the cars K/D ratio.
August 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m checking the carfax but I can’t find the cars K/D ratio.
Turgle is so much more than just an Egirl.
August 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Turgle is so much more than just an Egirl.
Their usage of certain practical effects was admirable. It made parts of the world feel very real and I loved having a new little guy in each movie.
August 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Their usage of certain practical effects was admirable. It made parts of the world feel very real and I loved having a new little guy in each movie.
I hope she plays Hot To Go.
August 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I hope she plays Hot To Go.
I really wish having my car looked at wasn’t an ordeal every time
August 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I really wish having my car looked at wasn’t an ordeal every time
Me: I wish I could remember the title or author of that one short story I really liked.
Picks up a Harlan Ellison Collection
Me: Of course.
Picks up a Harlan Ellison Collection
Me: Of course.
August 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Me: I wish I could remember the title or author of that one short story I really liked.
Picks up a Harlan Ellison Collection
Me: Of course.
Picks up a Harlan Ellison Collection
Me: Of course.
This one hurt. Yeah this one got me. #TomLehrer
July 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This one hurt. Yeah this one got me. #TomLehrer
If you have any questions, don’t.
Hesitate to ask.
Hesitate to ask.
July 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If you have any questions, don’t.
Hesitate to ask.
Hesitate to ask.