Highway to the Cool Zone
@skaboomizzy.bsky.social
Yinzer in exile. Feline caretaker. Darkly humorous. Fueled by bourbon and/or overproof rum. Tiny-stakes gambler. he/him ⬛️⬜️🟪
love that I have a PS5 and I have played exactly three games on it since July
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
love that I have a PS5 and I have played exactly three games on it since July
Malachai from Children of the Corn voice: FARTWALKER
try to do something nice for someone and for the next 30 years, you're known as "fart walker" among all your friends
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Malachai from Children of the Corn voice: FARTWALKER
I'm at Diamond 5 this month riding a Shaman deck that my dumb ass has piloted to a 92-52 record lol #Hearthstone
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I'm at Diamond 5 this month riding a Shaman deck that my dumb ass has piloted to a 92-52 record lol #Hearthstone
Poured myself a limoncello and ginger ale into an empty Gatorade bottle
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Poured myself a limoncello and ginger ale into an empty Gatorade bottle
"Hey kiddo, we lost your favorite stuffed animal. Have some AI slop instead"
This Google Gemini stuffed animal commercial is one of the worst of the year.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Hey kiddo, we lost your favorite stuffed animal. Have some AI slop instead"
I watched a few eps of Corner Gas and was convinced it was set in a post-apocalypse where that town contained the last people alive, I have no idea why I thought that
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I watched a few eps of Corner Gas and was convinced it was set in a post-apocalypse where that town contained the last people alive, I have no idea why I thought that
Bachelor Squalor Thanksgiving; a bag of corn chips and nacho cheese gunk along with hot dogs, grilled cheeses, chicken nugs, and ice cream for several days, LFG
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Bachelor Squalor Thanksgiving; a bag of corn chips and nacho cheese gunk along with hot dogs, grilled cheeses, chicken nugs, and ice cream for several days, LFG
We're gonna find out if the "Colorado St is a G5 sleeping giant" bit is for real or not
This would be an impressive hire for Colorado State as they head into the New Adventures of the Pac-12:
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
We're gonna find out if the "Colorado St is a G5 sleeping giant" bit is for real or not
Should be a fun Thanksgiving dinner
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Should be a fun Thanksgiving dinner
Why is anybody giving James Carville airtime to talk about what the Dems should be doing, it's literally like asking Norv Turner how to beat a current NFL defense
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Why is anybody giving James Carville airtime to talk about what the Dems should be doing, it's literally like asking Norv Turner how to beat a current NFL defense
I know the Sickos Committee is pure of heart but man, what I would give to hear them grill Jay Paterno
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I know the Sickos Committee is pure of heart but man, what I would give to hear them grill Jay Paterno
There are lots of arguable inflection points for "when did NCAA enforcement die" but their failure to burn Penn St football to the ground is a big one b/c now this is happening
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
There are lots of arguable inflection points for "when did NCAA enforcement die" but their failure to burn Penn St football to the ground is a big one b/c now this is happening
I am not engaging with NH presidential primary polls at this time, I remember when Scott Walker was the GOP frontrunner in like Feb of 2015
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I am not engaging with NH presidential primary polls at this time, I remember when Scott Walker was the GOP frontrunner in like Feb of 2015
bought a bag of Tostitos scoops and can of jalapeno nacho cheese and I am gonna tear into that like a starving bear at some point this weekend while watching football
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
bought a bag of Tostitos scoops and can of jalapeno nacho cheese and I am gonna tear into that like a starving bear at some point this weekend while watching football
I'm old enough to remember when MSNBC gave Greta van Susteren an evening slot. It didn't last six months and on the final evening she was on her guest for the entire hour was Dersh.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'm old enough to remember when MSNBC gave Greta van Susteren an evening slot. It didn't last six months and on the final evening she was on her guest for the entire hour was Dersh.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Oh. Okay then.
In the memo, “Nvidia also responds to claims that the ‘current situation is analogous to historical accounting frauds (Enron, WorldCom, Lucent) that featured vendor financing and SPVs [special purpose vehicles.)’”
@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Oh. Okay then.
lol
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
lol
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just learned Don Cannon is apparently still alive
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
just learned Don Cannon is apparently still alive
I don't know but it's buried in my closet and has made several moves with me, the last one in 2010
Bluesky, how big is your box of old cables? If you know you know.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I don't know but it's buried in my closet and has made several moves with me, the last one in 2010
go for the LSU job Chip
NEWS: The Raiders are firing offensive coordinator Chip Kelly, per source.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
go for the LSU job Chip
currently in his 11th year at Pitt
Pat Narduzzi on the fake punt decision: "I'm a dumbass. Just a coach trying to make a play. We hadn't run a fake punt all year. ... I'll wear that one. ... You can chalk those 7 points up to Coach Narduzzi."
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
currently in his 11th year at Pitt
I don't really have the time for it or context of the previous games but I am really tempted by the soccer JRPG
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I don't really have the time for it or context of the previous games but I am really tempted by the soccer JRPG