Single Female Lawyer
@singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social
Shitposter supreme
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Larry bird almost 70?
Time flies.
Time flies.
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Larry bird almost 70?
Time flies.
Time flies.
This woman starts and ends her day swimming nakey in her sweet ass infinity pool and Lord, I would also like an infinity pool? Ms. Ross is living her absolute best life.
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This woman starts and ends her day swimming nakey in her sweet ass infinity pool and Lord, I would also like an infinity pool? Ms. Ross is living her absolute best life.
Bone chilling levels of cold outside today ohhhh wow I was not ready 😭
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Bone chilling levels of cold outside today ohhhh wow I was not ready 😭
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kagan calls out the SCOTUS majority for reversing the lower court's ruling "based on its perusal, over a holiday weekend, of a cold paper record" -- when the lower court knew the case better from a nine-day hearing and reviewing thousands of exhibits
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
kagan calls out the SCOTUS majority for reversing the lower court's ruling "based on its perusal, over a holiday weekend, of a cold paper record" -- when the lower court knew the case better from a nine-day hearing and reviewing thousands of exhibits
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An absolutely appalling decision by the right-wing Supreme Court majority to approve the racially gerrymandered Texas map.
Trump & his MAGA Rubber Stamps are trying to rig the game and silence voters. Now SCOTUS has signed off on this blatant power grab. Utterly Disgraceful.
Trump & his MAGA Rubber Stamps are trying to rig the game and silence voters. Now SCOTUS has signed off on this blatant power grab. Utterly Disgraceful.
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
An absolutely appalling decision by the right-wing Supreme Court majority to approve the racially gerrymandered Texas map.
Trump & his MAGA Rubber Stamps are trying to rig the game and silence voters. Now SCOTUS has signed off on this blatant power grab. Utterly Disgraceful.
Trump & his MAGA Rubber Stamps are trying to rig the game and silence voters. Now SCOTUS has signed off on this blatant power grab. Utterly Disgraceful.
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god bless justice elena kagan, who painstakingly explains in her dissent every single way that the SCOTUS decision in the TX redistricting case really doesn't make sense
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
god bless justice elena kagan, who painstakingly explains in her dissent every single way that the SCOTUS decision in the TX redistricting case really doesn't make sense
So Kash fired all the professionals and in their absence, Bonbingo & his crack team have cracked the case?
With evidence the FBI has possessed for years?
At the most convenient possible time for FBI director?
I’ll reserve judgment until we see the evidence—but getting whiffs of bs on first pass.
With evidence the FBI has possessed for years?
At the most convenient possible time for FBI director?
I’ll reserve judgment until we see the evidence—but getting whiffs of bs on first pass.
BREAKING: Suspect in pipe-bombing case identified as 30-year-old Brian Cole of VA. Carol Leonnig has the latest.
www.ms.now/news/fbi-arr...
www.ms.now/news/fbi-arr...
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
So Kash fired all the professionals and in their absence, Bonbingo & his crack team have cracked the case?
With evidence the FBI has possessed for years?
At the most convenient possible time for FBI director?
I’ll reserve judgment until we see the evidence—but getting whiffs of bs on first pass.
With evidence the FBI has possessed for years?
At the most convenient possible time for FBI director?
I’ll reserve judgment until we see the evidence—but getting whiffs of bs on first pass.
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Americans have been dragged, tackled, beaten, tased and shot by immigration agents.
They’ve had their necks kneeled on.
They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.
At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
They’ve had their necks kneeled on.
They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.
At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days.
The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...
www.propublica.org
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Americans have been dragged, tackled, beaten, tased and shot by immigration agents.
They’ve had their necks kneeled on.
They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.
At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
They’ve had their necks kneeled on.
They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.
At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
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I told y’all that Beauty Pie overnight cream was a heavy hitter!
This is SO GOOD, it’s been 3 days and skin is so much happier—I love the greaselessness of it, and that price beats what they’re shilling out of Ulta/sephora!
Maybe the best sm beauty rec I’ve ever found. I’m surprised by how much I like it and had to thank you for posting about it
Maybe the best sm beauty rec I’ve ever found. I’m surprised by how much I like it and had to thank you for posting about it
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I told y’all that Beauty Pie overnight cream was a heavy hitter!
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That black man very CLEARLY saw what was happening, said "what you not about to do is" and bounced before he could be the one now getting shanked by Hesgeth on live TV
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
That black man very CLEARLY saw what was happening, said "what you not about to do is" and bounced before he could be the one now getting shanked by Hesgeth on live TV
Don’t guzzle water before bed challenge: impossible
I desire to wake up at least twice overnight tonight
I desire to wake up at least twice overnight tonight
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Don’t guzzle water before bed challenge: impossible
I desire to wake up at least twice overnight tonight
I desire to wake up at least twice overnight tonight
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Yall dont know shit about Johnny 5.
a man in a suit is walking down a sidewalk with a briefcase
ALT: a man in a suit is walking down a sidewalk with a briefcase
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Yall dont know shit about Johnny 5.
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I don’t know how I missed this wild story about good ol’ demented floorshitting hamster Chuck C. Johnson this summer
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Notorious far-right troll ordered to pay up to $71 million in racketeering scheme
‘I’m disappointed I didn’t break the record. But I’m pleased to be in the top 3,’ Charles C. Johnson told The Independent about the massive amount the jury awarded the plaintiff.
www.the-independent.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I don’t know how I missed this wild story about good ol’ demented floorshitting hamster Chuck C. Johnson this summer
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Why tf is Jared Kushner meeting Putin—ostensibly on behalf of the U.S. & Ukraine??
There is no bottom to the sick and fucked up shit we witness daily now. Like a funhouse adventure in hell.
(But seriously why is Jared Kushner at this meeting??)
There is no bottom to the sick and fucked up shit we witness daily now. Like a funhouse adventure in hell.
(But seriously why is Jared Kushner at this meeting??)
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Why tf is Jared Kushner meeting Putin—ostensibly on behalf of the U.S. & Ukraine??
There is no bottom to the sick and fucked up shit we witness daily now. Like a funhouse adventure in hell.
(But seriously why is Jared Kushner at this meeting??)
There is no bottom to the sick and fucked up shit we witness daily now. Like a funhouse adventure in hell.
(But seriously why is Jared Kushner at this meeting??)
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I wrote about Oura's security and privacy practices earlier this year for this.weekinsecurity.com, and found:
• Oura rings *don't* end-to-end encrypt users' health data;
• Oura *can* access its users' data;
• Oura told me that the company *has* received U.S. government demands for users' data.
• Oura rings *don't* end-to-end encrypt users' health data;
• Oura *can* access its users' data;
• Oura told me that the company *has* received U.S. government demands for users' data.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I wrote about Oura's security and privacy practices earlier this year for this.weekinsecurity.com, and found:
• Oura rings *don't* end-to-end encrypt users' health data;
• Oura *can* access its users' data;
• Oura told me that the company *has* received U.S. government demands for users' data.
• Oura rings *don't* end-to-end encrypt users' health data;
• Oura *can* access its users' data;
• Oura told me that the company *has* received U.S. government demands for users' data.
Love all the styling here, and Kelly looks amazing… like extremely amazing the bar is too high!
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Love all the styling here, and Kelly looks amazing… like extremely amazing the bar is too high!
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Megan Thee Stallion shares her courtroom looks following defamation civil lawsuit win:
“💰👩🏽⚖️”
“💰👩🏽⚖️”
December 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Trump only cares about image and Sen. Kelly just made def sec look like a bitch. It’s gotta be the beginning of the end, right?
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Trump only cares about image and Sen. Kelly just made def sec look like a bitch. It’s gotta be the beginning of the end, right?
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do we just have collective amnesia about conservative christians trying to gin up insane culture war controversies in academia by starting shit and then immediately running to the press? do we have collective amnesia, are we all smoking crack, or are we all pretending that wasn't a thing
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
do we just have collective amnesia about conservative christians trying to gin up insane culture war controversies in academia by starting shit and then immediately running to the press? do we have collective amnesia, are we all smoking crack, or are we all pretending that wasn't a thing
This woman has been put through so much bullshit (because what, she had the audacity to get shot?!) she deserves this win. Good for her.
Jurors handed Megan Thee Stallion a victory on Monday in her defamation lawsuit against Milagro Gramz, the blogger she accused of coordinating with Tory Lanez to defame her and promote a deepfake pornographic video featuring the “Lover Girl” rapper without her consent.
Details ↓
Details ↓
Megan Thee Stallion Wins Defamation Trial Against Blogger
bit.ly
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This woman has been put through so much bullshit (because what, she had the audacity to get shot?!) she deserves this win. Good for her.
Adm. Alvin Holsey looking like the only person anywhere near this mess with even an ounce of integrity—and now he’s retired.
This is straight up murder and we should never stop saying that out loud.
This is straight up murder and we should never stop saying that out loud.
REPORTER: Does the administration deny that that second strike happened, or did it happen and the administration denies that Hegseth gave the order?
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Adm. Alvin Holsey looking like the only person anywhere near this mess with even an ounce of integrity—and now he’s retired.
This is straight up murder and we should never stop saying that out loud.
This is straight up murder and we should never stop saying that out loud.
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Five (this one courtesy of @seanpdailey.bsky.social)
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Five (this one courtesy of @seanpdailey.bsky.social)
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Across the country, police departments have adopted AI-driven platforms to assist with data collection and analysis. But without robust safeguards, these data fusion tools risk generating inaccurate results, perpetuating bias, and undermining individual rights. bit.ly/44nxPlx
The Dangers of Unregulated AI in Policing
New data fusion tools risk embedding biases and chilling free speech.
www.brennancenter.org
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Across the country, police departments have adopted AI-driven platforms to assist with data collection and analysis. But without robust safeguards, these data fusion tools risk generating inaccurate results, perpetuating bias, and undermining individual rights. bit.ly/44nxPlx
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It’s time
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It’s time