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Simon Young 🏳️‍🌈🎮
@simonyoung.bsky.social
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He/him, PC #gaymer; musing, pics, memes; 🐶😺 dad; SoCal thirsty #gaysian; married to @troykristoffer.com and semi-open; together for 24 years ✌️; creator of @frootintheroom.bsky.social; major #SchittsCreek stan; 中文可以

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Simon Young 🏳️‍🌈🎮 @simonyoung.bsky.social · Nov 17
I would like to be back on the cruise please 😭
Me sitting in a lounge with a Japanese style robe that’s opened in the middle, exposing my torso. I wors a shell necklace. I’m smiling.
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Haha this was before the parade started, and I was sweating my ass off helping set up 😅
troykristoffer.com Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 2d
Our float and my hottie hubby from last weekend's #PSPride parade!
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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This wins the internet today, and probably this week! 😍😂
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I don't got the bulk for Blastoise, nor the muscle for Machamp, but I think I can pull off Lucario 😉
An image of the Pokémon Lucario, digitally edited so that its chest and abdomen are replaced with a brown-skinned human torso showing nipples and navel, standing in a blurred, blue-lit stadium environment.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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hmm I think this one is decent 😊
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Got a great full-body massage from a really cute guy yesterday. While fully naked, almost got a boner a couple times 🫣 but he was also really good, so it was easy to relax. Almost fell asleep a few times even 😴 Probably the best glute and legs massage I've had, especially after being in the parade 🎉
two squirrels are laying on a fence next to a sign that says " nutty hedgehog health farm and spa "
Alt: a squirrel massaging another squirrel laying on a fence next to a sign that says " nutty hedgehog health farm and spa "
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November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Today we say goodbye to my beloved Zojirushi water boiler and warmer. I’ve had it for 15 years and it has worked faithfully for us across the country. It actually for real sparks joy. Thousands of cups of tea and coffee later, I feel a little silly but fr sad that it’s finally it’s time 😭🙏
Zojirushi CD-WBC water boiler and warmer resting on a brown speckled granite countertop with a tiled wall backsplash. The beige and brown appliance has buttons labeled REBOIL, TEMP SET, DISPENSE, SLOW, UNLOCK, and TIMER, along with a digital display showing '140'. A vertical window on the front indicates the water level, with markings for 1.0 and 2.0 liters. The appliance is slightly dusty.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Who's going to be at Palm Springs Pride this weekend? 🥰 Don't forget to cheer us on at the parade! 🎉🌈
troykristoffer.com Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 10d
I hope to see you in the crowd at the Palm Springs Pride parade this Sunday morning! I cant wait to perform #MrMidnight and #NotGoinAnywhere for you all!
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
simonyoung.bsky.social
Happy #MassEffect #N7 day! 🫡
A person in a bright pink t-shirt with a palm tree graphic is holding an action figure of Commander Shepard from the Mass Effect video game series, dressed in N7 armor. The person is smiling at the camera and has short, dark hair. The action figure is held up near the person's face and has its right arm raised. A blurred room interior with a rainbow flag in the background is visible.
November 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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troykristoffer.com
Can't make it to #PalmSpringsPride this weekend? We got it covered! Catch me in the parade LIVE on #KESQ ABC Channel 3 and also on YouTube by PromoHomo TV. Click here to watch Sunday: www.TroyK.link/PSPrideLive
#TroyKristoffer
#PSPride
#PalmSprings
@nicholassnow.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Here’s Mamdani nip for celebration 🎉
A bare-chested man with a dark beard and short dark hair is wearing a black apron in what appears to be a street food cart or stall. He is looking down and slightly to the side. There are white bags hanging on the right and a surveillance camera in the upper right corner. Street scenery is visible behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I’m ecstatic with today’s results that I have to post about it on my non-politics account 🎉
two minions wearing goggles and overalls are waving their hands in the air .
Alt: two minions wearing goggles and overalls are waving their hands in the air .
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November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Me and who? 😏😘
Orange fire hydrant on a grassy curb with water, which appears yellowish or pale, streaming out of its large side port onto the concrete sidewalk and into a nearby manhole cover.
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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My hubby's gonna be in the Palm Springs Pride parade this Sunday! If you're there, keep an eye out and cheer him on 🥰🎉
troykristoffer.com Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 10d
I hope to see you in the crowd at the Palm Springs Pride parade this Sunday morning! I cant wait to perform #MrMidnight and #NotGoinAnywhere for you all!
November 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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We watched three episodes of Boots. So far, there have been some intriguing moments. I appreciate the character development, and can easily see where it goes. But I'm not like "omg I need to keep watching" 🤷

Are there surprises later on?
November 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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this is so accurate 💀
Meme of two male athletes sitting on a bench, likely at a wrestling event. The athlete on the left, who is partially shirtless and wearing wrestling gear, has the text MOVIE on his chest and SUBTITLES on his thigh. He is looking up and away. The athlete on the right, who is fully dressed in a green and yellow jacket and has headphones around his neck, has the text ME on his chest and is looking at the other athlete. This is interpreted to mean that the movie (the visual and audio) is distracting or difficult to focus on, while the subtitles (the text on the thigh, which is easier to focus on) are what the viewer ("ME") is actually paying attention to.
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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POV pics or vids that are not POV is such a pet peeve of mine 😅😓
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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this could be a sniffies profile 😂
Thumbnail image for a cooking video showing a pot of Japanese gyudon (beef bowl) being cooked. The dish consists of rice topped with thinly sliced beef and onions simmered in sauce. Large white text at the top reads "JUST DUMP & GO!" and large white text at the bottom reads "JAPANESE GYUDON". A time stamp "4:13" is in the bottom right corner.
November 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Why does Temu think I need a car pee bottle? 😂
A sponsored image from Temu showing a person sitting in a car, holding a portable urinal. The urinal has a clear plastic bottle, a light purple funnel attachment, and a handle, resting on the person's lap.
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Happy post-Halloween 😅
Mariah Carey bursting out of block of ice
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Y'all are lovely so this potion is not for you 🥰 but for the pesky others like the bigots!
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
simonyoung.bsky.social
Feeling pretty meh this Halloween, but for the last day of #Jocktober, here's a pic of me in my Robin cosplay that my husband took and photoshopped years ago 🐦✌️
Me dressed in a Robin costume, seen from behind in a dark alleyway at night. He is pulling down red and yellow fabric to reveal a black and yellow jockstrap and his buttocks. He is wearing a black eye mask. The alley is dimly lit by a single overhead lamp and lined with brick buildings.
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Long day at work (but productive) and so crawling in bed early for some TV 😮‍💨
Person in shorts lying on a bed with their legs toward a large TV displaying the YouTube interface with recommended videos. The TV is resting on a dark wooden dresser with various items on top.
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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this pic is too powerful
A close-up photo of three men and a French Bulldog seated at a wooden table in a bar or restaurant. The man on the left, with light hair, is smiling while holding the dog. The man in the center has a beard and is also smiling. The man on the right, recognizable as actor Pedro Pascal, is making a shaka hand sign. Small bowls of pistachios and peanuts, along with glasses of drinks, are on the table. A dark menu board is visible in the background.
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Almost perfectly average 😆
An image showing the calculation results for a person's height compared to the distribution of adult males from the United States. The height is in the bottom 48th percentile. This means the person is taller than 48.24% and shorter than 51.76% of adult males in the US. A bell curve graph titled "Height distribution" visualizes the data. The blue curve represents the height distribution. A red vertical line labeled "Your height" is placed just to the left of the peak of the curve, which represents the "Average height" and is approximately at 175 cm.
October 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.

Introducing "Loco Moco Yellow" 😂
bywayofbalbec.bsky.social David @bywayofbalbec.bsky.social · 18d
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.

White Cheddar Popcorn Black
davidphx84.bsky.social David @davidphx84.bsky.social · 18d
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.

Migas Blue and Red Flames
October 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM