Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR
@simmo42.bsky.social
Science, music, travel and opaque jokes. I prefer "progressive liberal" to "lefty".
I don't follow back people who push Crypto.
If you're really desperate to know more you can ready my autobiography..
I don't follow back people who push Crypto.
If you're really desperate to know more you can ready my autobiography..
I did hear that the main reason men gave for having enlargement surgery was to look more impressive in the gym changing room. Maybe more guys are in the closet that we know.
And it's not how long you are but how long you last...
And it's not how long you are but how long you last...
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I did hear that the main reason men gave for having enlargement surgery was to look more impressive in the gym changing room. Maybe more guys are in the closet that we know.
And it's not how long you are but how long you last...
And it's not how long you are but how long you last...
Same. Except I make myself a year younger if any websites ask for a birthday I don't think they need to know.
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Same. Except I make myself a year younger if any websites ask for a birthday I don't think they need to know.
Given the negligible 'improvements' from one version to the next, there's no need to get a new one until your old one dies.
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Given the negligible 'improvements' from one version to the next, there's no need to get a new one until your old one dies.
Trouble is, many of his supporters like him precisely because they think he's a racist.
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Trouble is, many of his supporters like him precisely because they think he's a racist.
Trouble is a lot of Reform supporters have a worryingly favourable impression of Putin.
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Trouble is a lot of Reform supporters have a worryingly favourable impression of Putin.
Who's the white guy with the beard?
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Who's the white guy with the beard?
Nobody is going to realize we need to do something that really makes a difference until it's too late. New York has to flood or something. We're still at the "appease the greens but carry on anyway" stage. Plus huge numbers of people, quite rightly, worry more about getting enough to eat.
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Nobody is going to realize we need to do something that really makes a difference until it's too late. New York has to flood or something. We're still at the "appease the greens but carry on anyway" stage. Plus huge numbers of people, quite rightly, worry more about getting enough to eat.
Well, I have now..
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Well, I have now..
I anticipate all the big medical insurance companies putting up some stiff opposition. They're the ultimate losers
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I anticipate all the big medical insurance companies putting up some stiff opposition. They're the ultimate losers
It's like the dot com bubble. Many people have made a fortune out of the Internet. But few of the companies that have even existed in the late 90s when the bubble happened. I suspect AI will follow a similar path.
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It's like the dot com bubble. Many people have made a fortune out of the Internet. But few of the companies that have even existed in the late 90s when the bubble happened. I suspect AI will follow a similar path.
Occasionally the displays on the Victoria line get confused. The destinations are either Walthamstow or Seven Sisters but Walthamsters has been seen.
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Occasionally the displays on the Victoria line get confused. The destinations are either Walthamstow or Seven Sisters but Walthamsters has been seen.
Saw Gary Numan at the Roundhouse recently. Watched Cars and Are Friends Electric through a small gap between about 6 phones videoing it. Don't do it, it'll be shit and you won't watch more than a couple of seconds of it.
Also, don't tut at me when I move into the large space in front of you.
Also, don't tut at me when I move into the large space in front of you.
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Saw Gary Numan at the Roundhouse recently. Watched Cars and Are Friends Electric through a small gap between about 6 phones videoing it. Don't do it, it'll be shit and you won't watch more than a couple of seconds of it.
Also, don't tut at me when I move into the large space in front of you.
Also, don't tut at me when I move into the large space in front of you.
Make America Grunt Again,surely
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Make America Grunt Again,surely
Read the lot a very long time ago and remember loving them at the time, particularly the Ilearth war. I even read Mordant's Need and the Gap series (the best series, the Amnion are worse than the Borg in Star Trek). Then I attempted to reread Covenant and found I couldn't stand it..
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Read the lot a very long time ago and remember loving them at the time, particularly the Ilearth war. I even read Mordant's Need and the Gap series (the best series, the Amnion are worse than the Borg in Star Trek). Then I attempted to reread Covenant and found I couldn't stand it..
Labour won’t beat Reform by trying to be more like them. Show the nastiness of their policies, win with compassion.
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Labour won’t beat Reform by trying to be more like them. Show the nastiness of their policies, win with compassion.
I imagine many Telegraph readers were children 50 years ago. Who wouldn't want to go back to their childhood years?
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I imagine many Telegraph readers were children 50 years ago. Who wouldn't want to go back to their childhood years?
I was thinking that - such a huge percentage for Reform suggests a low turnout but an organized Reform.
Plus, this is Lincolnshire..
Plus, this is Lincolnshire..
November 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I was thinking that - such a huge percentage for Reform suggests a low turnout but an organized Reform.
Plus, this is Lincolnshire..
Plus, this is Lincolnshire..
MAGA aren’t going away, I agree. They’re just a modern incarnation of a long standing state of mind in the US. But without Trump I’d hope the less insane members of the GOP can regain some control.
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
MAGA aren’t going away, I agree. They’re just a modern incarnation of a long standing state of mind in the US. But without Trump I’d hope the less insane members of the GOP can regain some control.
Even though it's Miller running the show, Trump is the figurehead. Whether the house of cards will collapse when he dies, which surely can't be that long, remains to be seen.
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Even though it's Miller running the show, Trump is the figurehead. Whether the house of cards will collapse when he dies, which surely can't be that long, remains to be seen.
The best bit is when Simon Jones turns up as an answering machine. The rest is just disappointing.
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The best bit is when Simon Jones turns up as an answering machine. The rest is just disappointing.