Taylor Jessen
@sidfudd.bsky.social
Archivist for Firesign Theatre, Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre, and Negativland. Considered irresistible by some men. "Great Syntax" - Mr. Ward, 8th grade English 🌈
That's SIR Realism to you.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
That's SIR Realism to you.
Start with Etgark Keret "The Nimrod Flipout" - book of short stories. Then you'll be ready to take on Gabriel Garcia Marquez "100 Years of Solitude"
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Start with Etgark Keret "The Nimrod Flipout" - book of short stories. Then you'll be ready to take on Gabriel Garcia Marquez "100 Years of Solitude"
...because they couldn't read it
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
...because they couldn't read it
brieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
brieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Pronounced "yew shin". I'm just going to start calling all my friends this and wait for someone to notice
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Pronounced "yew shin". I'm just going to start calling all my friends this and wait for someone to notice
Thanksgiving is like a hospital with a basement full of guns blowing up
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Thanksgiving is like a hospital with a basement full of guns blowing up
That's why we've launched the KACKS Program, a new initiative having nothing to do with defecating/killing/cheating, and why are you looking at us like that
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
That's why we've launched the KACKS Program, a new initiative having nothing to do with defecating/killing/cheating, and why are you looking at us like that
[clicks on "I saved a wolf on my morning hike"]
Awwwwwwwww
[video ends with family teaching wolf to do the Michigan J. Frog dance with top hat]
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Awwwwwwwww
[video ends with family teaching wolf to do the Michigan J. Frog dance with top hat]
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
[clicks on "I saved a wolf on my morning hike"]
Awwwwwwwww
[video ends with family teaching wolf to do the Michigan J. Frog dance with top hat]
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Awwwwwwwww
[video ends with family teaching wolf to do the Michigan J. Frog dance with top hat]
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Consider that bullet dodged
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Consider that bullet dodged
Reposted by Taylor Jessen
Get yourself gifts that keep on giving dirty looks.
drawmark.threadless.com
drawmark.threadless.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Get yourself gifts that keep on giving dirty looks.
drawmark.threadless.com
drawmark.threadless.com
I mean, holy fucking fuck. #JigsawJazz
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I mean, holy fucking fuck. #JigsawJazz
If this repost thread gets 84 levels deep, dark matter will reveal itself AND play the Hollywood Bowl
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If this repost thread gets 84 levels deep, dark matter will reveal itself AND play the Hollywood Bowl
Sat on the top floor of our building's parking garage today and just soaked in that shit 🌞
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Sat on the top floor of our building's parking garage today and just soaked in that shit 🌞
Acme products have proven to be unreliable
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Acme products have proven to be unreliable