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Taylor Jessen
@sidfudd.bsky.social
Archivist for Firesign Theatre, Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre, and Negativland. Considered irresistible by some men. "Great Syntax" - Mr. Ward, 8th grade English 🌈
From eBay: Falls Brand Quality Meats of Twin Falls, Idaho bringing all the right wrong. I mean SO MUCH wrong. It's so right!

#GettingTheBusiness
#Pigs #Milk #Cannibalism
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Why no, YouTube Shorts, your AI-enhanced / completely deepfaked animal rescue videos have no effect on me, an adult male with a deep-seated dependence on cute animal interactions who is sad because the neighborhood cat doesn't come around anymore.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
How well I recall my favorite song "Da da da da da da da da da da da 80s"
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Consider that bullet dodged
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Alphabetization is a Pynchonian conspiracy by which properly shelving a #JoeDante film and a #PaulThomasAnderson film shot 27 years apart will bring 1987 and 2014 #MartinShort so close together they can clink beers
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
@davidmalki.com Field report, from Mastodon
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Nothing gives you that calm, easy feeling like the view of a plane heading into a beautiful sunset, which you are able to see because you are falling past that plane to your death
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Woman and Toaster" by Andrew Ramer (from Little Pictures, Available Press, New York, 1987)

#FinishingEverythingYouStart
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Photo of Menahem Golan the moment he said "Wow, Coby Recht and your wife Iris Yotvat! Be in Los Angeles tomorrow, your musical is going to be a movie all of a sudden!"
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
From time immemorial Man has sought to employ the noble dolphin as a weapon of war. Tonight we look at the Nazis' secret plan to destroy British Army morale by training dolphins to seduce soldiers' wives
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Life's like that, isn't it
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Been sweepin' all morning with this rubbish, front porch still a shambles. Bloody useless
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Cory's verdict: probably not 😂
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The PG-13 rating turned 41 this year on July 1. And you forgot to send it a card AGAIN
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
From William Steig's symbolist cartoon bonanza "About People" (1939)
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is Cathal Duane's cover to @mike-eagle.bsky.social 's "Dark Dark Purple Tape". It's not on YouTube or Bandcamp and Starburns Industries Press made only 50 copies in 2018. There's one copy for sale on Discogs for $100. Stare at this sweet sweet art with me
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
CDs, you say? Compact discs? Are a thing? That's trending?...I'll look into it
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Thursday: three lemons on the lawn, for some reason
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Act 4, Scene 4
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Have lived alone for: 28 years
Have owned a dishwasher for: 1 hour
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Plus: a diptych of Rimbaud's poem "Flowers" printed on wallpaper and in Braille behind glass; a 24-inch ruler printed at 150% size; and a letter board with a building directory for Hell. (Hugh Brown is not in fact part of the exhibit, he just happened to be there that day.)
October 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
There's also a smattering of his other works, including paintings that indulge his delightful chainsaw fetish (soon to be the subject of a coffeetable book)
October 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM