Stephen Cunningham
@sideshowcecil77.bsky.social
He'll have everyone wearing name tags soon enough, including his kids.
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
He'll have everyone wearing name tags soon enough, including his kids.
I understand FIFA, in something of a surprise move, have named the trophy in honour of the man dubbed Mr West Ham, according to Wikipedia anyway. Donald Trump is the first winner of the, checks notes, Mark Noble Peace Prize.
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I understand FIFA, in something of a surprise move, have named the trophy in honour of the man dubbed Mr West Ham, according to Wikipedia anyway. Donald Trump is the first winner of the, checks notes, Mark Noble Peace Prize.
It's Stirb Langsam in Germanian which means "Die Slowly". It's also entered common usage to describe that feeling of waiting for your Deutsche Bahn train to show up!
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
It's Stirb Langsam in Germanian which means "Die Slowly". It's also entered common usage to describe that feeling of waiting for your Deutsche Bahn train to show up!
"Hey ChatGPT, it's perfectly fine for me to serve pork sausages that are still pink on the inside, right?" ChatGPT: "While pink is a color associated with big sissy boys, it is the perfect color for a manly sausage."
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"Hey ChatGPT, it's perfectly fine for me to serve pork sausages that are still pink on the inside, right?" ChatGPT: "While pink is a color associated with big sissy boys, it is the perfect color for a manly sausage."
He's hiding his hand as he's written there "Don't mention Human Rights. Don't mention Bone Saws"
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
He's hiding his hand as he's written there "Don't mention Human Rights. Don't mention Bone Saws"
So, Flynn is looking for $50m? Watch Trump's DOJ "settle" by giving him twice that amount.
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
So, Flynn is looking for $50m? Watch Trump's DOJ "settle" by giving him twice that amount.
Can you make it sound like Terry Wogan replying to Mrs Sanfey in Croydon who's upset that The Antiques Roadshow was bumped again due to the 5th round FA Cup tie going to extra time?
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Can you make it sound like Terry Wogan replying to Mrs Sanfey in Croydon who's upset that The Antiques Roadshow was bumped again due to the 5th round FA Cup tie going to extra time?
In "Nothing to Envy" by Barbara Demick, even though the citizens of North Korea were reduced to making soup from actual grass, they still adored the Dear Leader. How soon until MAGA is reduced to making tumbleweed broth but still believing it's the Democrats who made them hungry?
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
In "Nothing to Envy" by Barbara Demick, even though the citizens of North Korea were reduced to making soup from actual grass, they still adored the Dear Leader. How soon until MAGA is reduced to making tumbleweed broth but still believing it's the Democrats who made them hungry?
Say what you will about Greg Abbott but he's no Ataxerxes...
November 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Say what you will about Greg Abbott but he's no Ataxerxes...
As long as the message is out there that Blue states are suffering, the MAGA types won't care that their own children's tummies are rumbling before bedtime. I hope at least some realize hate is no cure for hunger.
November 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
As long as the message is out there that Blue states are suffering, the MAGA types won't care that their own children's tummies are rumbling before bedtime. I hope at least some realize hate is no cure for hunger.
Pip Torrens, merely for his moustache when playing Tommy Lascelles in S1 of The Crown.
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Pip Torrens, merely for his moustache when playing Tommy Lascelles in S1 of The Crown.
Waiting for him to sue the National Weather Service because it was cold on Inauguration Day.
October 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Waiting for him to sue the National Weather Service because it was cold on Inauguration Day.
Are we taking bets on him saying, "Where is Charlie? Come on out, Charlie."
October 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Are we taking bets on him saying, "Where is Charlie? Come on out, Charlie."
I clicked Reply All.
October 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I clicked Reply All.
Perhaps not after they find his enlarged heart is the size of a Christmas ham and his brain has as many folds as a bowling ball.
October 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Perhaps not after they find his enlarged heart is the size of a Christmas ham and his brain has as many folds as a bowling ball.
Londonderry. The first 2 syllables are silent.
October 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Londonderry. The first 2 syllables are silent.
"Habeas Corpus? Isn't that the guy who stabbed Caesar?"
October 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"Habeas Corpus? Isn't that the guy who stabbed Caesar?"
"I do not step on rakes. I merely place my foot on the metal part of a popular grass-gathering implement, causing the wooden handle to rise up and smack me in the face. So, please don't tell me I step on rakes"
October 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"I do not step on rakes. I merely place my foot on the metal part of a popular grass-gathering implement, causing the wooden handle to rise up and smack me in the face. So, please don't tell me I step on rakes"
Someone rolled their eyes?
At this particular person
On this particular subject
Writing in this particular newspaper
Based on events entirely in their own head?
At this particular person
On this particular subject
Writing in this particular newspaper
Based on events entirely in their own head?
October 1, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Someone rolled their eyes?
At this particular person
On this particular subject
Writing in this particular newspaper
Based on events entirely in their own head?
At this particular person
On this particular subject
Writing in this particular newspaper
Based on events entirely in their own head?
"Pledge loyalty to me and not to <gestures wildly behind him> this f**king thing"
September 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"Pledge loyalty to me and not to <gestures wildly behind him> this f**king thing"
This called for direct, unambiguous wording. I'm glad you didn't couch your language.
September 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This called for direct, unambiguous wording. I'm glad you didn't couch your language.