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@shzadam.bsky.social
Healthcare Tech | Musician | Minnesotan | He/Him (opinions my own)
Schumer: 'Hi, morning, can you please hit 2, thanks'
Random staffer carrying Starbucks:
Random staffer carrying Starbucks:
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Schumer: 'Hi, morning, can you please hit 2, thanks'
Random staffer carrying Starbucks:
Random staffer carrying Starbucks:
Fav thread today, great work all around
And yes ofc I am playing with the designer
And yes ofc I am playing with the designer
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Fav thread today, great work all around
And yes ofc I am playing with the designer
And yes ofc I am playing with the designer
Gotta line up those unliiiiiiiimited side hustles these days
November 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Gotta line up those unliiiiiiiimited side hustles these days
The kind of hangover I'd need for my body to accept coconut water
October 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The kind of hangover I'd need for my body to accept coconut water
One reason I didn't really wade into any of the Charlie Kirk commentary is because I have such a strong conviction that even the most egregious infractions that could happen in civic life- sans some extraordinary black swan event that kills dozens/hundreds or more- will be memory holed within weeks
October 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
One reason I didn't really wade into any of the Charlie Kirk commentary is because I have such a strong conviction that even the most egregious infractions that could happen in civic life- sans some extraordinary black swan event that kills dozens/hundreds or more- will be memory holed within weeks
Cold Cuts Against Fascism
August 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Cold Cuts Against Fascism
Just some of the lyrical genius inspired by Ted Nugent's moral compass, @governor.pa.gov, thought you might be interested since he's one of your pod buds now or something
Pretty idiotic on its own merits if you ask me, and that's not even considering the current Epstein-charged political climate
Pretty idiotic on its own merits if you ask me, and that's not even considering the current Epstein-charged political climate
![[Verse 2]
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
There's one little think I got do to you
[Chorus]
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know l've got to have you in a matter of time
[Hook]
Sad but true
[Verse 3]
So tell your mama that l'm back in town
She likes us boys when it's time to get down
She's got this craving for the underage;
just might be your mamas' brand new rage](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aukytdusbifxwcuovx32dyzv/bafkreih4rs5b7f4u2373zu43ilsyvs7dzudk4p55webktn25eycwhuzaf4@jpeg)
![[Verse 4]
Honey, you, you, you look so nice
She's young, she's tender
Won't you please surrender
She so fine, she's mine
All the time, I woke my mind
[Hook]
It's all right baby, it's quite all right I asked your mama
[Outro]
Wait a minute officer; wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me, what about her? Hey, I'll share her with you!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aukytdusbifxwcuovx32dyzv/bafkreicllteg5osdmwiipupkhqx4lhu7nvvnirfubedkxiji5pic4imtx4@jpeg)
August 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just some of the lyrical genius inspired by Ted Nugent's moral compass, @governor.pa.gov, thought you might be interested since he's one of your pod buds now or something
Pretty idiotic on its own merits if you ask me, and that's not even considering the current Epstein-charged political climate
Pretty idiotic on its own merits if you ask me, and that's not even considering the current Epstein-charged political climate
I'm considering Harold a celeb because if he's not it'd be Trump and Epstein and that's beyond
August 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm considering Harold a celeb because if he's not it'd be Trump and Epstein and that's beyond
Oh also I really didn't know who the author was but had to look and yeah this all tracks
Gotta hand it to 'em on the name of the pod tho it's perfection 🤌
Gotta hand it to 'em on the name of the pod tho it's perfection 🤌
July 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Oh also I really didn't know who the author was but had to look and yeah this all tracks
Gotta hand it to 'em on the name of the pod tho it's perfection 🤌
Gotta hand it to 'em on the name of the pod tho it's perfection 🤌
Barry is so good, such an admirable choice but there's a ringer in the MCU
July 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Barry is so good, such an admirable choice but there's a ringer in the MCU
Councilman Bill Dexhart from Pawnee, Indiana endorses Andrew Cuomo for Mayor
June 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Councilman Bill Dexhart from Pawnee, Indiana endorses Andrew Cuomo for Mayor
@npr.org platforming the ten-faced bigot Nancy Mace this morning with little to zero fact checking and pushback by @steveinskeep.bsky.social to her outright lying about LA & the moment
I've already sent my note to congress, but for those who still haven't, that 'take action' button means far less
I've already sent my note to congress, but for those who still haven't, that 'take action' button means far less
June 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
@npr.org platforming the ten-faced bigot Nancy Mace this morning with little to zero fact checking and pushback by @steveinskeep.bsky.social to her outright lying about LA & the moment
I've already sent my note to congress, but for those who still haven't, that 'take action' button means far less
I've already sent my note to congress, but for those who still haven't, that 'take action' button means far less
At least there was one face in the crowd who might have maintained some honor as his compatriots hooted and frothed at a tyrant traitor
June 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
At least there was one face in the crowd who might have maintained some honor as his compatriots hooted and frothed at a tyrant traitor