Becca B
@shysterb.bsky.social
I have too much cast iron and unnecessary stoneware and I don't need any more yarn. She/her.
As a menopausal woman in her fifties, I identify more with Gun Dog than the unnamed speaker.
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
As a menopausal woman in her fifties, I identify more with Gun Dog than the unnamed speaker.
"Oh Bwoonhild, you'ya so Wuuuvwee"
"Yes, I know it, I can't help it."
"Yes, I know it, I can't help it."
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"Oh Bwoonhild, you'ya so Wuuuvwee"
"Yes, I know it, I can't help it."
"Yes, I know it, I can't help it."
I mean, the title tells you exactly what Gun Dog is gonna do. She's Chekov's Gun Dog.
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I mean, the title tells you exactly what Gun Dog is gonna do. She's Chekov's Gun Dog.
Per other posts, I think I'm supposed to say "Fuck you and the gorgeous jewelry you rode in on."
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Per other posts, I think I'm supposed to say "Fuck you and the gorgeous jewelry you rode in on."
SAME. Chicago to Oak Ridge was my path (so more than 10 gallons). Crank windows and no A/C but by god that car could be packed to the hills and I loved it.
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
SAME. Chicago to Oak Ridge was my path (so more than 10 gallons). Crank windows and no A/C but by god that car could be packed to the hills and I loved it.
Wise Dipsy Doodles work in a pinch if you are lacking tortilla chips.
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Wise Dipsy Doodles work in a pinch if you are lacking tortilla chips.
The best legal briefs are concise models of clarity. Appellate courts try to force this with word limits.
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The best legal briefs are concise models of clarity. Appellate courts try to force this with word limits.
"It makes me sad you don't know me well enough to have to ask.
"I will need two treats to make up for this disappointment.'
"I will need two treats to make up for this disappointment.'
December 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"It makes me sad you don't know me well enough to have to ask.
"I will need two treats to make up for this disappointment.'
"I will need two treats to make up for this disappointment.'
The Turnpike will exact its price, one way or another.
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The Turnpike will exact its price, one way or another.
I done exactly this for my executive assistant and, depending on the person, associates at my firm.
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I done exactly this for my executive assistant and, depending on the person, associates at my firm.
What a lovely creature!
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What a lovely creature!
Don't worry, by the time she's 50 she'll have decided she's had enough of the real world and won't want to interact with anything.
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Don't worry, by the time she's 50 she'll have decided she's had enough of the real world and won't want to interact with anything.
Fried egg sandwich with bologna, please.
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Fried egg sandwich with bologna, please.
In federal court, that s a motion for leave to exceed the 7-hour/1-day limit.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
In federal court, that s a motion for leave to exceed the 7-hour/1-day limit.
It's NOT? FUCK, I've been practicing law the wrong way for 31 years.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's NOT? FUCK, I've been practicing law the wrong way for 31 years.