If it wasn't for the sinister machinations of Joe Rogan and his manipulation of algorithms, I'd have the number one podcast in America right now. It's all Rogan's fault!

Spawn has a plot? I thought the whole comic was just Todd McFarlane drawing rad stuff to make into action figures.

The soundtrack for this game is really good. I'm pretty sure it's Naoki Kodaka, who did a lot of great NES stuff.

I actually did a little work for the makers of Elf on the Shelf in my professional capacity, and they insisted that I travel into their office and work in their panopticon.

That's fucking shitty. You're awesome! And all you post is beaches!

My son thinks it's around episode 1000, and you can apparently read the manga up until then.

I think I it's around episode 600, but I need to ask my son to be sure.

I'm reminded of that awful Brock Lesnar WWE title run in 2017 where he held the title for like a year and defended it four times. It was not my favorite world title run.

Is there ever a bad day to watch Gundam?

Quest 420

I honestly hope that they're all awesome, but I don't put much energy into it because there are so many games that I want to play that I'm not bothered or threatened by a game that just doesn't do it for me.

I sometimes crap on COD games just because they're so popular, but the truth is that I've never played one, and I'm really not a shooter fan, so they're not for me; it's like asking Roger Ebert if the new Transformers movie is good.

This is cat ownership.

Absolute Detective Chimp is introduced stabbing a criminal to death. With a banana.

I have cousins who smoke up, and cousins who are close to my age, but there's not much overlap there, so I have also been deprived of this rich American family tradition.

leverage (real leverage)

You know, it's a ridiculously long tensile steel rod that's AI enabled to let you know how far away you need to stand in order to move a heavy thing. After the initial purchase, it's only $95 a month to keep using it.