I know that my complete rejection of the social contract is upsetting to hear when you are in the throes of panicked food preparation under pressure but listen. I can't be anyone other than myself. And myself is a person who will soon eat leftover pie for breakfast

I know that my complete rejection of the social contract is upsetting to hear when you are in the throes of panicked food preparation under pressure but listen. I can't be anyone other than myself. And myself is a person who will soon eat leftover pie for breakfast

Like seriously what is wrong with people with too much money

"Im going to the bottom of the ocean" "im going in a volcano" "im going into space" "im climbing a dangerous mountain"

Raise the taxes for their own safety my god

A really moving piece, thank you for writing it

Someone just said "you have a neuron that's the 'Halle Berry neuron' neuron" FUCK someone get this guy a Kavli Award

A moister and richer cake "if preferred" hell no brother give me that dry diet cake all day every day

The very idea on skimping on the "salad oil" for a cake with an entire can of evaporated milk and four eggs in it

A moister and richer cake "if preferred" hell no brother give me that dry diet cake all day every day

It is I am but also get that recipe thx

I've never told you how much I like poppyseed cake and therefore how hurtful this is

Project funded by the Admissions and Development offices let's get creative here folks

I think that "ungodly" bit is important. She needs these rules to be something bigger than her and validate her. You pointing out that they aren't real and don't matter is like taking away her faith, a weird secular faith that being pretty means security. It's so sad and a little scary