Shorty Rattlesnake
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Shorty Rattlesnake
@shortyrattlesnake.bsky.social
The Greatest POTUS in US History is FDR & it's not even close

#Newsom2028
MN Vikings & Wild
Army Vet-91D/SurgTech
Pragmatic Progressive
#VoteVets
#StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦

I'm an OG 80's Hairball w/an affinity for the Medical Field

Support your local ANTIFA🤭
Come to America & see where all of the RW Nutfuck bullshit began.

Boris was just a TraitorTrump wannabe.

All of Europe is in much better shape than America, with a few exceptions like Hungary.
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Just a little bit of friendly rivalry.

See your Rangers in the Cup, perhaps?

Now off I go to chuck Eggs at the ICE Gestapo descending on the Twin Cities. Watch for me on the news. I'll be the guy in handcuffs!!
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Me as well.
Just turned 55!
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Careful for the data-collecting microchips, personally installed by Dr. Anthony Fauci.***

***I threw up while typing that. I'm sure BlueSky gets the joke.

The true joke is the TraitorTrump Regime.
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
There's no "ladies" of ill repute here.
They're all over on (Un)Truth Social(Disease)

All 8 of them anyways.

The rest of the female Trumptards are banned from reading by their.....
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December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
As Napoleon Dynamite would say: "LUCKY!!!"

I was only 8, at the time.😔
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Like my pathetic Twinkies.😭
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm loving everything you post, with just one glaring exception:
#ImGoingWild
#StateOfHockey
#LetsGoCrazy
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'd actually pay money for 5 minutes with that Dickhead in a MMA Cage.

Or better yet, throw Goebbels-Miller in said MMA Cage with a dozen starving Hyenas, all fucked up on Angel Dust.

I'd pay $100 on PPV to watch that particular disembowelment.
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
PETA =People Eating Tasty Animals 😁
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Even a broken clock is right twice a day....
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm fairly certain the big green fish should be labeled "Putin" as to keep it as close to 100% accuracy.
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I'm seriously impressed with your commitment, my fellow AEW Mark! ☮️
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM