Stella Glitterbomb
@shoelais.bsky.social
Former baby. Making art and building community. Please be kind, this is my first time being alive.
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Strega Nona’s spaghetti lunch was a success! Nona loves and appreciate you all, especially those of you who ate her excess spaghetti. She has asked me to let you know that she is available for children’s spaghetti parties as well as small business spaghetti parties.
Really Really Free Market is cool. Bring stuff to give away (or don’t). Take home stuff being given away. Bask in the glow of free exchanging of goods.
The Kansas City Really Really Free Market will be out in Brookside park this Sunday, December 7th from 9AM until noon. We'll be set up near the intersection of 57th street and brookside blvd.
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Really Really Free Market is cool. Bring stuff to give away (or don’t). Take home stuff being given away. Bask in the glow of free exchanging of goods.
Daughter wanted to send physical birthday invitations to some friends and asked me to design the invites. It's a paint splatter and Twilight themed party. Think I nailed it.
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Daughter wanted to send physical birthday invitations to some friends and asked me to design the invites. It's a paint splatter and Twilight themed party. Think I nailed it.
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don't give a shit about die hard but hundreds of beavers is definitely a christmas movie
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
don't give a shit about die hard but hundreds of beavers is definitely a christmas movie
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Not for nothing but if I were Somalia or Venezuela or any one of a few dozen countries right now I would leave FIFA and all associated organizations and never look back, but sports are and always have been primarily a right-wing military recruitment tool we pretend is about learning cooperation.
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Not for nothing but if I were Somalia or Venezuela or any one of a few dozen countries right now I would leave FIFA and all associated organizations and never look back, but sports are and always have been primarily a right-wing military recruitment tool we pretend is about learning cooperation.
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Support us dry dry humans
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Support us dry dry humans
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A landlord in California is shutting out Black and Brown Kansas City businesses through a “Community Improvement District” that’s controlled by shadowy cabal of white business owners.
We need to invest in our people not catering to what’s “comfortable” for the few.
We need to invest in our people not catering to what’s “comfortable” for the few.
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
A landlord in California is shutting out Black and Brown Kansas City businesses through a “Community Improvement District” that’s controlled by shadowy cabal of white business owners.
We need to invest in our people not catering to what’s “comfortable” for the few.
We need to invest in our people not catering to what’s “comfortable” for the few.
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Could you spare a moment to stand up for birds and our lands? The SPEED Act will dismantle current law that requires a balance between our environment & species vs development projects. act.abcbirds.org/a/take-actio...
Defend Your Right to Speak Up for Birds: Oppose the SPEED Act!
act.abcbirds.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Could you spare a moment to stand up for birds and our lands? The SPEED Act will dismantle current law that requires a balance between our environment & species vs development projects. act.abcbirds.org/a/take-actio...
My husband has told me that if I die he’ll stop giving me kisses. Kinda fucked up
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My husband has told me that if I die he’ll stop giving me kisses. Kinda fucked up
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sorry i just read the phrase “smart toilet” in a headline from a non-satirical headline and all my hard boney tissues turned to slime on impact. they’re putting me on a rest cure and I’ll be napping oceanside till next autumn.
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
sorry i just read the phrase “smart toilet” in a headline from a non-satirical headline and all my hard boney tissues turned to slime on impact. they’re putting me on a rest cure and I’ll be napping oceanside till next autumn.
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I know this makes me a curmudgeon and it's not that serious, but there's too many of these "wrapped" things now. It's radicalized me against them. Filtering our relationships with art though time spent and discrete, measurable increments. Objective. Inoffensive. PowerPoint fodder. Spiritually vacant
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I know this makes me a curmudgeon and it's not that serious, but there's too many of these "wrapped" things now. It's radicalized me against them. Filtering our relationships with art though time spent and discrete, measurable increments. Objective. Inoffensive. PowerPoint fodder. Spiritually vacant
This may be the winter I start taking a thermos of broth everywhere I go
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This may be the winter I start taking a thermos of broth everywhere I go
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tapping the sign
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in the end, the future of cinema is Hundreds of Beavers
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
in the end, the future of cinema is Hundreds of Beavers
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Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
Oops I stumbled into an improv class and now I do improv and my friends and family support me so I guess I’m gonna keep doing improv until someone stops me
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Oops I stumbled into an improv class and now I do improv and my friends and family support me so I guess I’m gonna keep doing improv until someone stops me
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Don’t need an app to tell me it was the kind of year where I listened to “O-o-h Child” by the Five Stairsteps, conservatively, 125 times
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Don’t need an app to tell me it was the kind of year where I listened to “O-o-h Child” by the Five Stairsteps, conservatively, 125 times
I would simply replace the Omelas child with a billionaire adult. Perhaps even multiple billionaire adults, if necessary. Anything for the good of our fair city Omelas!
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I would simply replace the Omelas child with a billionaire adult. Perhaps even multiple billionaire adults, if necessary. Anything for the good of our fair city Omelas!
Sharing this again because it’s so damn good
Why Don't We Just Kill the Kid In the Omelas Hole by Isabel J. Kim
Clarkesworld Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazine and Podcast.
clarkesworldmagazine.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Sharing this again because it’s so damn good
Everything that used to cost $20 is now $50, everything that used to be $200 is now $500, and everything that used to be $500 is now $5,000
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Everything that used to cost $20 is now $50, everything that used to be $200 is now $500, and everything that used to be $500 is now $5,000
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I’ve had two drinks and I just want to say that Lumineers etc is country music for people who said they liked all music except rap and country in their MySpace profiles.
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I’ve had two drinks and I just want to say that Lumineers etc is country music for people who said they liked all music except rap and country in their MySpace profiles.
Wake Up Dead Man was very good. The lighting was extremely well done and the commentary on what religion and faith are hit hard. Please give me three more Benoit Blanc movies spaced out over six years, thanks.
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Wake Up Dead Man was very good. The lighting was extremely well done and the commentary on what religion and faith are hit hard. Please give me three more Benoit Blanc movies spaced out over six years, thanks.
Two double aught three is such a stupid way to pronounce 2003
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Two double aught three is such a stupid way to pronounce 2003
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i think we should chase these people through the streets
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i think we should chase these people through the streets
Learning dance choreography today, a thing I haven’t had to do in several many years. It would be a lot easier if the animals in my house didn’t have to be directly under foot at all times
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Learning dance choreography today, a thing I haven’t had to do in several many years. It would be a lot easier if the animals in my house didn’t have to be directly under foot at all times