shmoo
@shmoo.bsky.social
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what do you even do in descriptions anymore
what do you even do in descriptions anymore
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guys need to start talking in the jimmy stewart accent again. this would solve the male loneliness epidemic because everyone loves jimmy stewart
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
guys need to start talking in the jimmy stewart accent again. this would solve the male loneliness epidemic because everyone loves jimmy stewart
I think washer up dress man is the best of the benoit blanc cinematic universe
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I think washer up dress man is the best of the benoit blanc cinematic universe
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It's the Christmas light video again - 2025 edition
YouTube video by Technology Connections
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 05,1946
December 05,1946
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 05,1946
December 05,1946
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Watching Odo emerge from the toilet bowl au naturale
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Watching Odo emerge from the toilet bowl au naturale
the fortnite kill bill short has all the problems of all the imitators and pretenders that followed after the initial release, while also being too cowardly to show blood or even a dead body
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
the fortnite kill bill short has all the problems of all the imitators and pretenders that followed after the initial release, while also being too cowardly to show blood or even a dead body
they could've stopped making movies after this one, because you can't top the best movie ever made
Please enjoy 2 minutes and 32 seconds of singing devoted to King Caesar (feat. Mechagodzilla)
from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
December 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
they could've stopped making movies after this one, because you can't top the best movie ever made
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Please enjoy 2 minutes and 32 seconds of singing devoted to King Caesar (feat. Mechagodzilla)
from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Please enjoy 2 minutes and 32 seconds of singing devoted to King Caesar (feat. Mechagodzilla)
from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
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If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
why do I keep offering to come in at 4 am. why am I doing this. why am i addicted to rising and grinding
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
why do I keep offering to come in at 4 am. why am I doing this. why am i addicted to rising and grinding
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driving in florida is like putting your bare hands in the oven, so i have to imagine driving in jersey is like putting your bare dick in the oven
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
driving in florida is like putting your bare hands in the oven, so i have to imagine driving in jersey is like putting your bare dick in the oven
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Bad news for deviled eggs: I woke up
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Bad news for deviled eggs: I woke up
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
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November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Need everyone to see my purchase from the bookstore at the Emily Dickinson house
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Need everyone to see my purchase from the bookstore at the Emily Dickinson house
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Got me a movie, I want you to know!
Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know!
Girlie so groovy, I want you to know!
Don't know about you, but I am un...
Chien!
Andalusia!
Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know!
Girlie so groovy, I want you to know!
Don't know about you, but I am un...
Chien!
Andalusia!
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Got me a movie, I want you to know!
Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know!
Girlie so groovy, I want you to know!
Don't know about you, but I am un...
Chien!
Andalusia!
Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know!
Girlie so groovy, I want you to know!
Don't know about you, but I am un...
Chien!
Andalusia!
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trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
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winston overwatch was a regular gorilla until he started smoking cigarettes (winston 100s) (they made him smart)
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
winston overwatch was a regular gorilla until he started smoking cigarettes (winston 100s) (they made him smart)
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every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”
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Anyway, On Cinema is arguably a nonbinary narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the skeeting bard a Japanese icon.
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Anyway, On Cinema is arguably a nonbinary narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the skeeting bard a Japanese icon.
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IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!