slides into you
ko-fi.com/shihoran/com...

just made me laugh irl

oh, same actually. i was super soggy (crying very easily about nothing at all) the whole week and took two or so days just laying in the dark lmao 😩 winter time be cold and nasty

take care of mogself homie

incredible vibes were had 😂

he does 😂 he can get all the huggies he wants

roomie, seeing the cotton thingies on both of my arms: oh no, my honey, both arms broken 😭

😂😂😂

nurse, taking off the wrap from one of my arms cause nothing came out
me: oh no put that back on, so i can go to my husband and be like "be nice to me"
nurse: yeah? you want a bandage?
me: no, i just want him to be nice but not worried 😂
nurse: i can put one on your hand
me: no 😂😂😂

nurse: what do you do for a living
me: i'm a freelance artist
nurse: creative type
me: yeah, self employed
nurse: yeah you couldn't have a boss, personality too strong

she's right but 😭😂 LMAO

nurse, struggling to find good veins: oh, wait, i saw one from the corner of my eye.
me: it's like me lifting my skirt to show you my leg
nurse (turning away to laugh)

nurse: which arm is the good one?
me: do my left, i need my right
nurse, after trying: i need to do the right.
me: godverdomme (god damnit)
nurse: out of all the dutch words you could learn, this is the one?

much better warm 🥺

extra crispy !111

he better have the charisma and charm to make it into a joke before i piss in his shoes