shezcrafti
@shezcrafti.com
High-functioning nostalgiaholic.
I write things at https://shezcrafti.com, co-host of @CultFilmClub.com podcast, Xennial, media hoarder, weirdo, mom of two.
I ❤️ @ShawnRobare.com, TMNT, 80s & 90s, toys, gaming, movies, tech, junk food, Diet Pepsi.
I write things at https://shezcrafti.com, co-host of @CultFilmClub.com podcast, Xennial, media hoarder, weirdo, mom of two.
I ❤️ @ShawnRobare.com, TMNT, 80s & 90s, toys, gaming, movies, tech, junk food, Diet Pepsi.
Drop something SNOWY 🌨️ 🖤 ❄️
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Drop something SNOWY 🌨️ 🖤 ❄️
I get this same look on my face when I'm caught eating sticks of butter.
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I get this same look on my face when I'm caught eating sticks of butter.
I attempted to guess all of the food parts and label them, because this is the type of shit I do for fun on a Friday night.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I attempted to guess all of the food parts and label them, because this is the type of shit I do for fun on a Friday night.
Tonight’’s vibe is white wine and $50 wool slacks, brought to you by JCPenney’s 1983 Stafford Collection for the well-dressed man.
Note, that handsome argyle sweater is not part of the Stafford Collection.
Note, that handsome argyle sweater is not part of the Stafford Collection.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Tonight’’s vibe is white wine and $50 wool slacks, brought to you by JCPenney’s 1983 Stafford Collection for the well-dressed man.
Note, that handsome argyle sweater is not part of the Stafford Collection.
Note, that handsome argyle sweater is not part of the Stafford Collection.
PC Quest has a logo that is so aggressively early 90s coded.
It feels like something I would have purchased at Walden Software to clean my computer harddrive, but like, there would also be a bonus disk of fun screensavers.
It feels like something I would have purchased at Walden Software to clean my computer harddrive, but like, there would also be a bonus disk of fun screensavers.
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
PC Quest has a logo that is so aggressively early 90s coded.
It feels like something I would have purchased at Walden Software to clean my computer harddrive, but like, there would also be a bonus disk of fun screensavers.
It feels like something I would have purchased at Walden Software to clean my computer harddrive, but like, there would also be a bonus disk of fun screensavers.
Our complete Thanksgiving spread this year. The only things not pictured are gravy and jellied cranberry sauce, which I slathered on everything.
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Our complete Thanksgiving spread this year. The only things not pictured are gravy and jellied cranberry sauce, which I slathered on everything.
First of what will probably be several plates.
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
First of what will probably be several plates.
Turkey butter sculpture.
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Turkey butter sculpture.
My mom made Parmesan-crusted dinner rolls that look like little turkeys.
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My mom made Parmesan-crusted dinner rolls that look like little turkeys.
The Brach’s candy float looks awesome.
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The Brach’s candy float looks awesome.
Debbie Gibson’s Serta mattress parade float performance just now, but enhanced with commentary by @shawnrobare.com.
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Debbie Gibson’s Serta mattress parade float performance just now, but enhanced with commentary by @shawnrobare.com.
The Kpop Demon Hunters performance just made my daughter’s whole Thanksgiving day.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The Kpop Demon Hunters performance just made my daughter’s whole Thanksgiving day.
My pumpkin roll came out perfect this year.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My pumpkin roll came out perfect this year.
I got some unintentionally hilarious screenshots of Raph and Busta Rhymes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I got some unintentionally hilarious screenshots of Raph and Busta Rhymes.
Okay, the Stranger Things / Foreigner float wins the parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Okay, the Stranger Things / Foreigner float wins the parade.
And here’s a bonus shot of what they look like all lit up with weatherproof fairy lights.
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
And here’s a bonus shot of what they look like all lit up with weatherproof fairy lights.
The old, faded bows vs the new ones (left) and full set of revamped wreaths (right).
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The old, faded bows vs the new ones (left) and full set of revamped wreaths (right).
All finished! Made 3 large bows, and 2 small ones. Now to attach them to the wreaths…
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
All finished! Made 3 large bows, and 2 small ones. Now to attach them to the wreaths…
Living up to my username by doing something *actually* crafty today.
Making bows to replace the shitty, worn-out, faded ones on my outdoor wreaths. I’ve got the glue gun out and everything.
Making bows to replace the shitty, worn-out, faded ones on my outdoor wreaths. I’ve got the glue gun out and everything.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Living up to my username by doing something *actually* crafty today.
Making bows to replace the shitty, worn-out, faded ones on my outdoor wreaths. I’ve got the glue gun out and everything.
Making bows to replace the shitty, worn-out, faded ones on my outdoor wreaths. I’ve got the glue gun out and everything.
My favorite Christmas wrapping paper that I bought this year: dinos decking the halls.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My favorite Christmas wrapping paper that I bought this year: dinos decking the halls.
Beverly Hills: 90210 (1990 - 2000)
This ultramodern 90s bedroom decked out in glass block, workout equipment and pictures of money tells you everything you need to know about the character of Steve Sanders.
This ultramodern 90s bedroom decked out in glass block, workout equipment and pictures of money tells you everything you need to know about the character of Steve Sanders.
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Beverly Hills: 90210 (1990 - 2000)
This ultramodern 90s bedroom decked out in glass block, workout equipment and pictures of money tells you everything you need to know about the character of Steve Sanders.
This ultramodern 90s bedroom decked out in glass block, workout equipment and pictures of money tells you everything you need to know about the character of Steve Sanders.
At the height of our revelries, when our joy was at its zenith, when all was most right with the world, we got Lifesavers Sweet Storybooks in our stockings.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
At the height of our revelries, when our joy was at its zenith, when all was most right with the world, we got Lifesavers Sweet Storybooks in our stockings.
It’s wild to me that back in 1991 “Turtle Rhapsody,” a filler track from the original TMNT movie soundtrack that is basically character quotes sampled over a beat, actually charted in the UK.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It’s wild to me that back in 1991 “Turtle Rhapsody,” a filler track from the original TMNT movie soundtrack that is basically character quotes sampled over a beat, actually charted in the UK.
Ghostbusters stuff is part of Christmas now. Embrace it.
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Ghostbusters stuff is part of Christmas now. Embrace it.