Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸
@shellyeg.bsky.social
French-speaking weird Venus flytrap of French and Icelandic descent, repotted in the potash-filled horse trough that is #Edmonton, #Alberta, #Canada
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*NO* poƚitics!
No 420, NFṪ, ĄI, GoFunɗMe, mutuaƚ aiɗ, or crypṫo.
I vet new followers.
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*NO* poƚitics!
No 420, NFṪ, ĄI, GoFunɗMe, mutuaƚ aiɗ, or crypṫo.
I vet new followers.
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A good way to find people to follow (absolutely key here because there's no default algorithm) is search for a keyword (storms, art etc) and then just check out the follower lists of people who are posting and follow them.
They'll probably follow you back and then you're on your way.
They'll probably follow you back and then you're on your way.
Re-introduction.
#Canadian
#English & #Français, with good command of #Español. Fascinated with #language & #etymology
Fan of #jazz & #classical #music
Retired, living with #Fibromyalgia & #Sjogrens
#Artist
I like #papercraft & create #HandmadeCards
I like #cats, #food & #gardening, too
#Canadian
#English & #Français, with good command of #Español. Fascinated with #language & #etymology
Fan of #jazz & #classical #music
Retired, living with #Fibromyalgia & #Sjogrens
#Artist
I like #papercraft & create #HandmadeCards
I like #cats, #food & #gardening, too
Account suspended. WOOT!!! 🎉
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Account suspended. WOOT!!! 🎉
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
How about now?
*braces for the "Bobbit" comments...* 🤭😉😈😂
*braces for the "Bobbit" comments...* 🤭😉😈😂
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
How about now?
*braces for the "Bobbit" comments...* 🤭😉😈😂
*braces for the "Bobbit" comments...* 🤭😉😈😂
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I was reading, and, based on type of pain, where it is, and how it's affecting sleep, range of motion, and activites, AND the type of imaging the doctor has requested, I'm thinking he MAY suspect a sprain or rotator cuff injury.
The latter is not unheard of after a blow or blunt trauma.
TL;DR: OW!
The latter is not unheard of after a blow or blunt trauma.
TL;DR: OW!
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I was reading, and, based on type of pain, where it is, and how it's affecting sleep, range of motion, and activites, AND the type of imaging the doctor has requested, I'm thinking he MAY suspect a sprain or rotator cuff injury.
The latter is not unheard of after a blow or blunt trauma.
TL;DR: OW!
The latter is not unheard of after a blow or blunt trauma.
TL;DR: OW!
🚨🚨BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL🚨🚨
Stay at home and save 100%!
(You're welcome.)
Stay at home and save 100%!
(You're welcome.)
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
🚨🚨BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL🚨🚨
Stay at home and save 100%!
(You're welcome.)
Stay at home and save 100%!
(You're welcome.)
Trying to get more exercise, but I'm still struggling to find ways to fit it into my day. This counts, right? 😘
In all seriousness, I do a HIIT and WalkFit workout on yucky days and, when the weather is nice, I walk outside to hit my step target.
In all seriousness, I do a HIIT and WalkFit workout on yucky days and, when the weather is nice, I walk outside to hit my step target.
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Trying to get more exercise, but I'm still struggling to find ways to fit it into my day. This counts, right? 😘
In all seriousness, I do a HIIT and WalkFit workout on yucky days and, when the weather is nice, I walk outside to hit my step target.
In all seriousness, I do a HIIT and WalkFit workout on yucky days and, when the weather is nice, I walk outside to hit my step target.
That feeling when you're a side sleeper but can't sleep on your preferred side because you've injured pretty much everything on that side and it hurts like a bastard.
Yeah. That.
Good times.
Yeah. That.
Good times.
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
That feeling when you're a side sleeper but can't sleep on your preferred side because you've injured pretty much everything on that side and it hurts like a bastard.
Yeah. That.
Good times.
Yeah. That.
Good times.
Doctor: I'm recommemding that you get x-rays and an ultrasound.
*checks the "URGENT" box on the imaging requisition*
Central booking, imaging: We're looking at May ...
😖😡😖😡😖
*checks the "URGENT" box on the imaging requisition*
Central booking, imaging: We're looking at May ...
😖😡😖😡😖
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Doctor: I'm recommemding that you get x-rays and an ultrasound.
*checks the "URGENT" box on the imaging requisition*
Central booking, imaging: We're looking at May ...
😖😡😖😡😖
*checks the "URGENT" box on the imaging requisition*
Central booking, imaging: We're looking at May ...
😖😡😖😡😖
Oh, Norton. 🙄
"8 days since your last scan! ⚠️"
Yeah, and 18 years since my hysterectomy and last Pap smear.
What's your point, if you have one???
"8 days since your last scan! ⚠️"
Yeah, and 18 years since my hysterectomy and last Pap smear.
What's your point, if you have one???
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh, Norton. 🙄
"8 days since your last scan! ⚠️"
Yeah, and 18 years since my hysterectomy and last Pap smear.
What's your point, if you have one???
"8 days since your last scan! ⚠️"
Yeah, and 18 years since my hysterectomy and last Pap smear.
What's your point, if you have one???
Oh, just shut the fuck up alrea—
Ahhhhhhhh ...
Thank you, mute function.
The ability to silence yet more political dumbfuckery and armchair punditry is something for which I cannot *possibly* be grateful enough.
Ahhhhhhhh ...
Thank you, mute function.
The ability to silence yet more political dumbfuckery and armchair punditry is something for which I cannot *possibly* be grateful enough.
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Oh, just shut the fuck up alrea—
Ahhhhhhhh ...
Thank you, mute function.
The ability to silence yet more political dumbfuckery and armchair punditry is something for which I cannot *possibly* be grateful enough.
Ahhhhhhhh ...
Thank you, mute function.
The ability to silence yet more political dumbfuckery and armchair punditry is something for which I cannot *possibly* be grateful enough.
Today was a day. Physically, I'm bruised but otherwise okay. The others as well. Emotionally, I'm fucking exhausted and just glad to be in one piece, home, and safe to cry with no one watching.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Today was a day. Physically, I'm bruised but otherwise okay. The others as well. Emotionally, I'm fucking exhausted and just glad to be in one piece, home, and safe to cry with no one watching.
Rhetorical question: Why is it my job to micromanage others' emotions and co-regulate?
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Rhetorical question: Why is it my job to micromanage others' emotions and co-regulate?
Furniture refinishing /#upcycle project...
Here is a pic of the side table I found for all of $1 at a thrift shop. Nice piece, but why would someone f*ck up the top like that?!
Sand the top, apply veneer, and it will be a cute piece.
Here is a pic of the side table I found for all of $1 at a thrift shop. Nice piece, but why would someone f*ck up the top like that?!
Sand the top, apply veneer, and it will be a cute piece.
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Furniture refinishing /#upcycle project...
Here is a pic of the side table I found for all of $1 at a thrift shop. Nice piece, but why would someone f*ck up the top like that?!
Sand the top, apply veneer, and it will be a cute piece.
Here is a pic of the side table I found for all of $1 at a thrift shop. Nice piece, but why would someone f*ck up the top like that?!
Sand the top, apply veneer, and it will be a cute piece.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh ...
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh ...
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh ...
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Insomnia sucks.
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh ...
Reposted by Rachelle ("Shell") 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇪🇸
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
And I think this is a confidence booster our boys needed.
Well done, Oil!!
Well done, Oil!!
the logo for the oilers is on a blue cloth
Alt: The Edmonton Oilers logo on a blue flag
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
And I think this is a confidence booster our boys needed.
Well done, Oil!!
Well done, Oil!!
Nice empty netter for McDavid.
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Nice empty netter for McDavid.
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The neighbour is blasting holiday music. The fact I can make out Nat King Cole's "Silent Night" here implies it may be just a *wee* bit loud. 😂
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The neighbour is blasting holiday music. The fact I can make out Nat King Cole's "Silent Night" here implies it may be just a *wee* bit loud. 😂
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Archeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have unearthed a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.
#joke #humour #JokeOfTheDay
#joke #humour #JokeOfTheDay
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Archeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have unearthed a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.
#joke #humour #JokeOfTheDay
#joke #humour #JokeOfTheDay
@iamlyndon.bsky.social
Wait. What? It's your birthday?! 😯
Why did I not get the memo??? 🤨
Happy birthday to one of my favourite skeeple! 💕
Wait. What? It's your birthday?! 😯
Why did I not get the memo??? 🤨
Happy birthday to one of my favourite skeeple! 💕
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
@iamlyndon.bsky.social
Wait. What? It's your birthday?! 😯
Why did I not get the memo??? 🤨
Happy birthday to one of my favourite skeeple! 💕
Wait. What? It's your birthday?! 😯
Why did I not get the memo??? 🤨
Happy birthday to one of my favourite skeeple! 💕
I bought way too much milk, so now I'm going to need to use it before it spoils.
Rice pudding, milk cake, and pancakes in my future ...
Yummm!! 😋
Rice pudding, milk cake, and pancakes in my future ...
Yummm!! 😋
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I bought way too much milk, so now I'm going to need to use it before it spoils.
Rice pudding, milk cake, and pancakes in my future ...
Yummm!! 😋
Rice pudding, milk cake, and pancakes in my future ...
Yummm!! 😋