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🫧 shello
@shelloposts.bsky.social
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internet sea slug 🫧 video gaymer, artist 🌱
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shelloposts.bsky.social
ive had this bouncing around in my head for a while and then i saw someone else posted a similar shitpost already and thought now is the time #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
shelloposts.bsky.social
hit-and-run crab tank accident (i killed all the witnesses) #splatoonclips
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
shelloposts.bsky.social
Splatoon marketing: you're a kid now! you're a squid now!

Splatoon story: Humanity is extinct. Those who survived society's collapse lived in an underground bunker before their own hubris doomed them. Their greatest desire, to see the sky one last time, was passed on to the inklings and octolings
An image from the Alterna Logs in Splatoon 3's story mode showing an Octopus interacting with the crystal remains of Alterna.
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
shelloposts.bsky.social
we’re so back —> it’s so over
A screenshot of the OP’s pokemon go journal showing them catching a shiny ralts, spinning a pokestop, catching a regular Bagon, and then encountering a Galarian Moltres that fled. A pokemon go screenshot of Galarian Moltres encounter showing “The pokemon broke free!” text
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
shelloposts.bsky.social
Howdy #compsplatoon- I am looking for a personal coach willing to spend some of their time to work with me!

Pure drive + my awesome team coach brought me from brand new to comp to top 5 in low-level tourneys over the past few months & I am determined to keep up the momentum 🌟 Pls DM here or discord
A graphic made by Shello with a blue, white, and green color scheme titled Shello is looking for a personal coach! It has two sections of text. The first is labeled About me and reads: "Backline for Red Rebellion / Fairly new to comp with a drive to improve / Goals: improve positioning, decision-making for anchor role / Current peak X Power 1800 NA division / Recent results: 5th place Teacup #19, 4th place Setting Sail #5." Below that is a section labeled What I'm looking for. The text underneath the heading says "A Div 6+ coach who plays one of my mains / VOD review or other meetings 2-3 times per month / Willing to chat comp and answer questions in DMs". On the right hand side of the graphic is a picture of Shello's in-game character holding up a splatling and smiling. At the top of the image are the badge icons of the weapons they main: Heavy Splatling, Heavy Edit Splatling Nouveau, and Heavy Edit Splatling.
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
shelloposts.bsky.social
[spongebob narrator voice] three hundred and twenty hours later……….
A screenshot of Splatoon 3 showing OP receiving the 5-star Heavy Splatling User badge. They are standing in the lobby facing the camera and Booyahing.
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
shelloposts.bsky.social
I LAN’d at Anarchy NoVA
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
shelloposts.bsky.social
If you want to find me at Anarchy NoVA tomorrow look for this little guy :)
A picture of a plush Sobble keychain sitting on a white desk. The Sobble is wearing a chef’s hat and apron and has a big smile on its face.
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
shelloposts.bsky.social
today's mood
A two panel meme. The top half of the image has a screenshot of Link from Skyward Sword scowling in a dark room next to text reading "Me while not thinking about my favorite game." The bottom half shows Link smiling in a brightly lit forest next to the screen "Me while thinking about my favorite game"
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
shelloposts.bsky.social
I get what they mean by “well-placed” bombs now
#splatoon3 #splatoonclips
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
shelloposts.bsky.social
I am loving this event! Highlights are this Garchomp and a 4* Tyranitar, got super lucky with that guy specifically
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
shelloposts.bsky.social
I swear every time I go looking for rare/new Sobbles I keep finding out about collab merch that just does not exist in North America.

Look at these that were released as part of a Pokemon x Mister Donut collab!!
A cream colored canvas tote bag featuring a simple illustration of several pokemon (Sobble, Squirtle, Pikachu, Grookey, Scorbunny, Bulbasaur, and Charmander) all sleeping on top of two large donuts. A ceramic bowl featuring a poka-dot like design with the pokemon Sobble, Grookey, Pikachu, Scorbunny, and Chansey around the top of the bowl. Between each pokemon there is a donut or star shape.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
shelloposts.bsky.social
I can never resist the chance to reference this meme it's too good
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
shelloposts.bsky.social
oh hey, to cap off my weekend I played in All 4 One #13 (Rainmaker & Weekend Edition) with the team I’ll be playing with for Anarchy NoVa! 🍤

happy to get bronze bracket and 19th out of 26 given the stacked roster and tough matches and excited for future tourneys
#splatoon #compsplatoon
A Splatoon 3 screenshot taken at the Rainmaker goal pedestal on Humpback Pump Track. From left to right, Koma’s octoling holds the Order Roller, Topic’s inkling jumps off of a high ledge in the background holding the Order Slosher, Shello’s octoling holds the Rainmaker on top of the pedestal, and Moku’s inkling jumps in the air with the inkbrush.
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
shelloposts.bsky.social
I played in Teacup #19 tonight with a totally serious pickup and we placed 5th!

Massive shoutouts to @marshylor.bsky.social, @moss-eskull.bsky.social (beam), @accrosser.bsky.social, and @inklingonfire.bsky.social (Cyo) for the super fun night, y’all are goated 💚
#splatoon #compsplatoon
A screenshot from Splatoon 3 of 5 player characters standing on top of the walls near Inkblot Art Academy’s right ramp. From left to right, Shello’s octoling holds a heavy edit splatling, Beam’s inkling holds an inkbrush, Cyo’s inkling holds an order shot replica, Crosser’s octoling holds the flingza roller, and Lor’s inkling holds the splattershot jr. The results page from Sendou listing the Booty Rump Shakers at 5th place with every member mentioned in the post listed beside the team name.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
shelloposts.bsky.social
if you're not having fun while reading a textbook then what's the fucking point
A screenshot taken from a dense textbook, specifically a paragraph discussing electromagnetic radiation. The words "solar beam" are circled in red, and an arrow extends from the circle to a screenshot from the pokemon anime pasted over a lot of the text showing a Meganium using the Solar Beam attack. The Meganium has a red circle around it as well.
October 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
shelloposts.bsky.social
do NOT run directly towards the heavy splatling at 3am
#splatoon3 #splatoonclips
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
shelloposts.bsky.social
what
A cropped screenshot from Splatoon 3 showing the player character in a very strange pose instead of standing normally. They are playing heavy splatling but instead of holding it horizontally, the splatling floats vertically with the barrel facing upwards. The head of the player’s octoling can be seen peeking out upside down from the bottom of the splatling.
October 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
shelloposts.bsky.social
my god. there are hot goth singles in my area.
A screenshot from Pokémon go showing the silhouette of a Gothitelle at a nearby pokestop.
October 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
shelloposts.bsky.social
Disrespecting Kraken is one of my favorite pastimes
#splatoon
October 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
shelloposts.bsky.social
good luck + good positioning = clip
#splatoonclips
October 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
shelloposts.bsky.social
who put this Shinx here 🤨🤨
A screenshot from Pokémon Go of a happy Sobble that has just been pet. Peeking up from the bottom right corner of the picture is a plush-looking Shinx.
September 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
shelloposts.bsky.social
the irony of this is not lost on me
September 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
shelloposts.bsky.social
here’s mine, the local silly sea slug that does photosynthesis
A chibi drawing of a humanoid leaf sheep sea slug with fluffy green hair and blue antennae holding an ice cream bar. They are winking and sticking out their tongue. A humanoid leaf sheep sea slug with fluffy green hair and blue antennae wearing an indigo crop top and teal jeans standing in front of a desk that has a computer monitor and a keyboard on it. In front of the keyboard are two plushies.
September 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
shelloposts.bsky.social
HAPPY SOBBLE SATURDAY!
I’m proud of you for getting through the week. #pokemon
A screenshot of OP’s buddy Sobble in Pokémon go. Sobble, a blue chameleon-like pokemon with a yellow fin on its head, is smiling with happy closed eyes. A screenshot from Pokémon GO of a Sobble looking at the viewer with a heart floating over its head.
August 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM