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Champagne
@sheepofsloth.bsky.social
Member of the Huskettes
"Don't even try.
As long as there is a single sinner left in hell, you will never be anyone's first choice."
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Strut when you're bluffin', double or nothin'.
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
And the scan obviously instantly blew the creatures cover without it knowing, since it was not one of the cold blooded specimen of its kind.
April 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
That Patch of weeds they told you not to worry about...
April 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
March 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Sweet Dreams are made of these~
March 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
//I can't be the only one who thought of that, right?
December 1, 2024 at 4:44 AM
//I just got followed by a fucking minor on Twitter.
A minor pretending to be an adult.
A minor who is so awful at trying to pretend being an adult that it physically hurts.
A minor who follows lewd accounts.
A minor who is never older than 11 years.
A minor who goes by
@GDinobot10
December 1, 2024 at 3:40 AM
November 30, 2024 at 9:59 AM
"The screen you lick on the regular?"
November 30, 2024 at 1:09 AM
"Ugh, do it yourself!"
November 29, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Watching @kingscourge.bsky.social through one of the portals the dimensionator ripped into spacetime.

"What a silly subjugator, this one."
November 23, 2024 at 5:59 AM
"Oh, I just been sent her by a faulty Dimensionator.
Looking for a way back as of now.
Probably will get picked up by Nefarious anyways before I find it tho.
So might as well indulge you.
Who are you, my shell-and-shocked friend?"
November 21, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Gawking at @lxrdbowser.bsky.social, scribbling something down on a notepad.
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
NSFW version of pinned, just for fun.
November 21, 2024 at 1:12 AM
"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... join 𝘶𝘴."
November 21, 2024 at 1:12 AM