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Vell, Zhadow’s just zhis guy, you know?
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In case there was ANY doubt as to their primary motivation (and no, there wasn’t):
“Sponsored” advertisement for Candy AI: A young blonde girl with a bedroom behind her, wearing a short-sleeved crop top, midriff exposed, gazing at the user, lips parted, with the caption, “AI Girls don’t say no”
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Saphron the Bengal ex-supermodel thinks you should stop doomscrolling now.

And try sitting in a box.
A golden female Bengal cat, sitting in an open box on the floor.
October 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Is trying to identify bugs fun?
A patch of lavender with a little green interloper, perhaps a small grasshopper?
October 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
#nokingsstudiocityca
“No Kings” protest on Ventura Blvd. in Studio City, CA, featuring a man holding up a sign that reads, “TRUMP designed the TRADER JOE’S parking lots!!!”
October 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A dog with narrowed eyes, as if suspicious, with the caption: I BET THE HUMANS TELL US CHOCOLATE WILL KILL US SO THEY CAN HAVE MORE TO THEMSELVES credit 9GAG.COM
October 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Tony also thinks you should stop doomscrolling.
A male orange tabby cat getting his chin skritched, eyes closed in bliss, with one paw on the foot of the skritcher as if to hold him there
October 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“The most consistent thing in Trump’s career is that any word or deed that he deems contrary to his political interests is illegitimate. Any unfavorable news story is libel, any election he loses is rigged, any unflattering fact pattern is a hoax, and almost anybody who opposes him should be locked up.” —Jonathan Chait, The Atlantic, October 6, 2025
October 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Today ICE would gas her, beat her, arrest her, and disappear her for a few days.

Or just shoot her.
"The Ultimate Confrontation: The Flower and the Bayonet," iconic photo taken by French photographer Marc Riboud on October 21, 1967. On the left, a line of uniformed U.S. National Guardsmen with rifles raised and bayonets ready. On the right, facing them, 17-year-old student Jan Rose Kasmir holding a flower.
October 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Joni also thinks you should stop doomscrolling.

And perhaps read a nice paperback.
Grey cat peering down at you from a bookshelf
September 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If you see this, post a bridge!
Illustration of a hand of contract bridge in progress, with North, South, East, and West each holding six playing cards. ©2012 Encyclopædia Britannica
September 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Original comic panel of Captain America punching the Red Skull, who wears a swastika. Someone has added a word balloon: as he flies backwards, the Red Skull says, “So much for the tolerant left”
September 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
England welcomes TACO:
A huge picture of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein, projected all over the side tower of a castle-like building
September 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Because the post you reference has apparently been deleted, here’s the screenshot:
Post from David Shuster: “According to Utah officials + police interviews with his family, Tyler Robinson hated Charlie Kirk because Kirk wasn’t conservative enough. (Robinson reportedly admired Nick Fuentes). GOPer’s now scrubbing X posts about dems faster than DOJ erases Trump name in Epstein files.
September 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
holy shit i cant i just i cant i cant even holy shit holy fucking shit i cant
The AI response to a Google search for DOGE, insisting that the entire organization is "fictional" and either political satire or a conspiracy theory: "[T]he fictional 'Department of Government and Efficiency' ... has been blamed for hypothetical deaths related to alleged funding cuts to public health initiatives. There is no actual government department named DOGE, and the term is used in critical or satirical contexts to refer to policies or actions taken by the Trump administration. ... It is crucial to understand that there is no actual government entity named DOGE, and the discussion around it is part of political discourse or satire, not a factual government action."
September 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A dog ooking suspicious, with the caption,“I bet the humans tell us chocolate will kill us so they can have more to themselves“ Credit: 9gag.com
August 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Original post deleted because:
Photo of formerly lost dog Wily with her stuffed duckie, with giant word HOME beneath
August 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
A wooden construction fence with the message POST NO BILLS painted on it, to which someone has posted photos of Bill Nye, Bill Maher, William Shatner, and Billy Crystal
August 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Dolly also thinks you should stop doomscrolling.
White cat with dark patches semi-curled ip on a blanket
July 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM
If you see this, post a sword.

@lamaupin.bsky.social’s iaito.
An unsheathed iaito (sword) displayed loosely in a left hand
July 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
TIMELINE CLEANSE

Mocha thinks you should stop doomscrolling now.
Lynx-point Thai cat curled up on blanket and snoozing comfortably
July 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Cf. actual Nazi party propaganda
Nazi propaganda poster of white German family with infant
July 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
LA City Attorney Hydee Feldstein Soto’s official statement condemning the ICE raids as “dangerous escalation” and providing a link to “Know Your Rights”
June 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A cross green crayon frowning at two smaller crayons, red and blue, with blue scribbles all over the walls. The blue crayon is pointing at the red crayon and saying, “He did it.”
May 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Guess you haven’t seen this then:
A tweet saying “delete all IP law” with a reply from Elon Musk saying “I agree”
April 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“Peanuts” cartoon from Charles Schulz. Linus: Why do I have to get a measles shot? Linus: Who ever worries about measles? What’s a little “Rubeola” among friends? Lucy: Your stupidity is appalling! Linus: Most stupidity is!
March 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM