Tyler 🦋
@sfgaymer.bsky.social
i'm crazy, but you like that.
occasionally 18+
occasionally 18+
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there is a world in which it would make sense for Dems to cave and help reopen the government, for example, if we just got crushed in VA/NJ and voters were blaming us for the shutdown
we are not in that world. we are in the opposite world. trump is taking all the blame and flailing. jesus christ
we are not in that world. we are in the opposite world. trump is taking all the blame and flailing. jesus christ
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
there is a world in which it would make sense for Dems to cave and help reopen the government, for example, if we just got crushed in VA/NJ and voters were blaming us for the shutdown
we are not in that world. we are in the opposite world. trump is taking all the blame and flailing. jesus christ
we are not in that world. we are in the opposite world. trump is taking all the blame and flailing. jesus christ
All’s Fair’s script is so horrible and it’s so badly acted that it’s circled back around to “so bad it’s good” territory.
Like it’s so awful that it’s high camp and I’m thoroughly enjoying myself.
Like it’s so awful that it’s high camp and I’m thoroughly enjoying myself.
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
All’s Fair’s script is so horrible and it’s so badly acted that it’s circled back around to “so bad it’s good” territory.
Like it’s so awful that it’s high camp and I’m thoroughly enjoying myself.
Like it’s so awful that it’s high camp and I’m thoroughly enjoying myself.
I truly don’t think any scene has given me goosebumps more than the lighting of the beacons in Return of the King.
“The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit Gondor calls for aid!!!”
*shocked silence followed by the sobering realization that total war has come*
“And Rohan will answer.”
“The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit Gondor calls for aid!!!”
*shocked silence followed by the sobering realization that total war has come*
“And Rohan will answer.”
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I truly don’t think any scene has given me goosebumps more than the lighting of the beacons in Return of the King.
“The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit Gondor calls for aid!!!”
*shocked silence followed by the sobering realization that total war has come*
“And Rohan will answer.”
“The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit Gondor calls for aid!!!”
*shocked silence followed by the sobering realization that total war has come*
“And Rohan will answer.”
I’m so excited to not have to party anymore until New Years
November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m so excited to not have to party anymore until New Years
Guys check your Halloween candy before eating it!
I found a Silmarill in my Hershey’s bar and now the hordes of Beleriand are after me…….
I found a Silmarill in my Hershey’s bar and now the hordes of Beleriand are after me…….
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Guys check your Halloween candy before eating it!
I found a Silmarill in my Hershey’s bar and now the hordes of Beleriand are after me…….
I found a Silmarill in my Hershey’s bar and now the hordes of Beleriand are after me…….
The concept of job interviews is so humiliating it’s like “please hire me pleaseeeeeeeee I’m good enough I swearrrrrrrrrr 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 👉🏼👈🏼”
I’d rather kill myself.
I’d rather kill myself.
October 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The concept of job interviews is so humiliating it’s like “please hire me pleaseeeeeeeee I’m good enough I swearrrrrrrrrr 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 👉🏼👈🏼”
I’d rather kill myself.
I’d rather kill myself.
I hate this country man
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I hate this country man
I can’t explain it but the Louvre heist is very 2016 coded
October 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I can’t explain it but the Louvre heist is very 2016 coded
I really hate disco music which is a problem bc it seems every single gay event insists on playing fuckin disco
October 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I really hate disco music which is a problem bc it seems every single gay event insists on playing fuckin disco
When he says “cum for me” but you’re on SSRIs
October 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When he says “cum for me” but you’re on SSRIs
“Women in STEM” I whisper to myself as I connect my friend’s laptop to his ceiling projector
October 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
“Women in STEM” I whisper to myself as I connect my friend’s laptop to his ceiling projector
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yea… open that laptop in public… pull up that vscode mmmmmm…. 40 lines of JavaScript god damn what a hottie…. We r all impressed 😍
October 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
yea… open that laptop in public… pull up that vscode mmmmmm…. 40 lines of JavaScript god damn what a hottie…. We r all impressed 😍
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Whoring my way through New York
September 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Whoring my way through New York
See bulge post pulse
September 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
See bulge post pulse
I am ran through or am I a stalwart pillar of this community?
September 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I am ran through or am I a stalwart pillar of this community?
Maslow’s hierarchy of needs:
-getting called daddy’s stupid little cumslut while gagging on cawk
-shelter
-water
-food
-getting called daddy’s stupid little cumslut while gagging on cawk
-shelter
-water
-food
September 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Maslow’s hierarchy of needs:
-getting called daddy’s stupid little cumslut while gagging on cawk
-shelter
-water
-food
-getting called daddy’s stupid little cumslut while gagging on cawk
-shelter
-water
-food
Just learned my company is going through a reorg which means layoffs are def coming.
Pray for me.
Pray for me.
September 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Just learned my company is going through a reorg which means layoffs are def coming.
Pray for me.
Pray for me.
The collective hangover from the past two days might literally kill me
September 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The collective hangover from the past two days might literally kill me
Just me and my closest 50,000 friends
September 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Just me and my closest 50,000 friends
Craving daddy dick…….
September 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Craving daddy dick…….
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A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
My self control is starting to lapse…..
September 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My self control is starting to lapse…..