DON’T DO IT JOE

lmao the boy doth protest too much

no i’m not correcting that typo

that seems abusive on its part ngl

this is one of a few reasons why i’ve never been convinced that scrivener is all that

onanism

…although it is puzzling how one becomes enchanted enough to phone-fuck a man who’s not only stupid and evil but whose speaking voice sounds like a phlegmatic bandsaw getting fucked by a jackhammer

to close the loop on this semi-seriously, the current HHS secretary is an obvious predator. can’t mock nuzzi for being groomed, only for writing about it so awfully

…a phrase that kindly aptly summarize’s nuzzi’s career and at least after a couple months tops we won’t be hearing about her anymore

u gotta break out “onanistic” to describe this broad accurately and also she’s trying to bite joan didion’s style and absolutely fucking cannot

the girl posted cringe she’s gonna lose followers

thanks adam 🖤

insert matt christman “this is the stupidest day…” tweet here (x 100 thousand trillion)