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seidr || 35+ || they/he/she || nsfw 18+ 🪦🕊️
pro-fiction + anti-harassment
smut writer + tattoo artist

trigun kvw (uncleverse!) 🐺🌪️🔪
soooo much hyv 🛁🦚🕊️, 🔶💧, etc
svsss + mdzs + tgcf
rt heavy, multi/polyship, all ships 🔁

minors, antis, ai get blocked ✌️
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seidrade.bsky.social
This is also deeply unsurprising. I love that ™ is counted as an emoji too, lmao. (And ofc the Sunratiorine emojis are present, but I’m pleased that zhongchi also made the cut somehow!)
A cluster of my most used emojis on bsky, with the top spots belonging to 😭 😂 😩
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
seidrade.bsky.social
Help… I am not beating the simp allegations anytime soon. (I see princess and bottom also made the cut... as they should.)
A cluster of my most used words on bsky, with the top three spots belonging to “ratio”, “aventurine” and “sunday” A breakdown of my most used words on bsky with actual statistics. My top three are “ratio” with 204 uses, “sunday” with 122 uses and “aventurine” with 109 uses.
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
seidrade.bsky.social
That's definitely the most honest name for them, lol. I enjoy that the story doesn't sugarcoat how everything the IPC touches comes at a steep price. Interstellar capitalism on hyperspeed. But yeah, I think Ratio has a conflicted relationship with the IPC (who *doesn't* he have conflict with, tbh.)
Anon from Strawpage: "I really like your take on Ratio regarding Sunday. But as I was reading it, I was wondering how does he view IPC? Because in my head, I call it the Intrastellar Colonized Corporation."
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Finally got a chance to reply and glad you’re on board 🤭 I’ve been tossing around some terrible ideas for Ratio/teen Sunday. Think I mentioned my “Ratiorine given custody of teen Sunday + Robin after IPC takeover of Penacony” brainworms but a friend suggested Priest Ratio/altar boy Sunday today 👀
Anon via Strawpage: “teen sunday anon here… yes please please combine my idea with the sunday/ratio anon. i want to do unspeakable things to teen sunday with braces”
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Ooh, interesting question. I think Ratio's opinion of Sunday changes a lot between Penacony and how I see them in the 'present' (fanon) timeline. We know in canon, Ratio originally sees right through Sunday's status + grandeur, clocking him as obsessive/paranoid, guarded and not easily handled. 🧵
Strawpage ask: "In your mind, what does Ratio think of Sunday"
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Kitten Licked // 8k (3/3)
E // underage, teacher/student // #ratiorine #nsfw

🛁 longsuffering Dr Ratio
🦚 transmasc teen Aventurine
🔗 mutually possessive
🍒 loss of virginity

Last chapter! Veritas overrides his moral compass and Aventurine finally gets rid of his pesky v-card

ao3.org/works/741195...
Kitten Licked by seidrade Chapter 3 Summary: "I've imagined not allowing you to suck properly or do anything but sit there warming me, until I finally lift you up onto the desk and give you some relief." Aventurine whines as if he's actually being denied, then pulls off just enough to kiss and lick at Veritas' slit and the pre cum that wells from it. "That sounds so boring," he protests. "Don't you have any spicier ones?" AO3 tags for Kitten Licked. Please follow the link for a screen-reader-friendly version!
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
seidrade.bsky.social
This super makes my day, I’m so glad you would want to go back and reread it multiple times! 🙇 And I’m so happy that it could motivate you, too! What are we even doing here making all these hot smutty messes if not to inspire each other, amirite 🙏😏

Thanks for the kind words, anon!
Anon from Strawpage: “Ahhhh I just read through your Uncleverse series again for the 10 billionth time, you’re writing inspires me so much. Hope you’re doing well and thank you for making cool stuff!!!”
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
seidrade.bsky.social
Aww a Wolfwood lover!! Ngl I’ve been missing him too (and the other uncleverse boys) now that my trigun burnout has eased up a bit 🥹

He’s 1000% still a massive cuddler, he wouldn’t be UV WW otherwise! He’s probably got one blondie tucked under each arm right this very moment, none can resist him.
Anon submission via Strawpage: “hi seidr! suddenly missed uncleverse wolfwood. is he still a big cuddler at the present day?”
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Hey anon! Had an insanely busy work weekend so just responding now, but hell yeah, age gap Aventio crew!

I know of a few larger aventiorine discord servers that might be of interest? I’ll list them below. (I also have my own server where we yap about such things, dm me if you want info!)
Anon submission via Strawpage: “hai… i’ve been writing some aventio (currently on a bit of an age gap kick) and wanted to toss some ideas around, except i’m p new to the hsr community… any good recs for places to share/discuss w fellow unhinged folk?”
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
One of my headcanons for Sunday is that he’s not in the best physical shape after spending most of his life in a memoria bathtub, so I could see this going a couple ways:

Aven trying to whip him into shape by teaching him how to top (humiliating!) and/or Ratio riding him and using him as a sex toy.
Anon submission from Strawpage: “Aven having Sunday top ratio for his viewing pleasure?”
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Hiii lurker friend, that’s really sweet of you! I’m glad my stuff could give you a lil boost, that’s the nicest thing to hear 🥹

Also wow y’all are seriously cooking with these scenarios. Studded alpha Aventurine I’m so here for, fits him so well! I could see this being a very fun combination.
Anon submission from Strawpage: “sliding out of Lurktown to give love for you and your works ;u; you've inspired me a lot and youre just really cool. But for an actual ask; Studded Alpha Aven, Beta Ratio, and needy Omega Sunday in these trying times??”
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
seidrade.bsky.social
Ahh, thank you very much! I’m honored you’d want to ask! First of all— my rate of publishing isn’t always reflective of how much I’ve been writing at any given time!

I recently had a lot of writing stored up from Patreon and a couple WIPs languishing that I managed to wrap up simultaneously.
Anon submission from Strawpage: “hi!! just wanted to say i love your works (your prose is super fun) and as a mostly inexperienced fan writer am dying to know how you manage to write so much?!? in the best way possible it seems like you’re putting out so much quality writing so quickly- (1)” Anon submission part two: (2) -but it feels like quite the struggle to get out even 1k words without descending into madness. could you describe your writing process a bit, if that’s not too much to ask?
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Ooh, good question. I do loosely think of Vash as a golden retriever/spaniel and Nick as an Alsatian/Doberman/guard dog, but I both write + envision them thinking of it as more about the pet play / submission and less about having a pupsona, if you will. That’s just reflective of my own interests!
Anonymous Strawpage submission: “idk if this has been asked about ur uncleverse boys yet but do they have like. “identities” as pups (i.e specific breeds) or is it more about the pupplay and less the pup (if this makes any sense at all)”
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Anon, you’re cookin with this. I was thinking earlier about how Aventurine’s love of sending gifts to his friends on the Express could lead to some shenanigans, but I esp love the idea of Aven finding out Caelus has been spending all those s*gar daddy credits on Sunday’s new slutty wardrobe, lmao
Anon Strawpage submission: “Ehehe i DO have some ideas for caelusavenday au where caelus is shameless with having Sunday dressed up in pretty revealing clothes bought by aventurines money which aventurine doesnt know its spend like THIS untill.. eheh yeah >:)”
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Omg I promise, you do not have to beg! I’m already thinking about it more than I probably should, LOL.

Doctor’s Sacrament is getting a lil sequel and there’ll be more Sweet Tooth — those are gonna be Sunratiorine, granted.

Hmm, maybe it’s time to combine teen Sunday anon + Sunday/Ratio anon 😂
Anon submission from Strawpage: “I am begging you on my hands and knees to consider writing more suntio”
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Well, I'm not *not* considering it, now that you ask. (idk how you expect me to keep Ratio out of there, lmao!) But hmm... Caelus is a cute bully and Aventurine does love to spoil his friends~

It's also apparently not a searchable ship tag on AO3 yet, which naturally makes me want to do it, pfff.
Anon question via Strawpage: "Kinda random but will you ever consider caelusavenday with sunday being express member now OWO"
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
seidrade.bsky.social
Kitten Licked // 6k (2/3)
E // underage, teacher/student // #ratiorine #nsfw

🛁 longsuffering Dr Ratio
🦚 transmasc teen Aventurine
🔗 mutually possessive
🍒 loss of virginity

Aventurine finally gets a mouthful. (Veritas might be a little pussy-whipped, but who's complaining?)

ao3.org/works/741195...
Kitten Licked by seidrade Chapter 2 Summary: “You’re doing so well,” Veritas praises, genuine. “It isn’t easy, having someone else inside you for the first time.” “Hah! What would you know about that,” Aventurine laughs, dismissive. Veritas snorts softly against his leg. “You do realize I have orifices of my own suited for such activities, yes?” Tags for Kitten Licked. Please follow AO3 link for screenreader-friendly version!
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
seidrade.bsky.social
Hey! Yes, Vash is going to eventually find out! 👀

I've actually had the scene where they talk about Nai/Tesla (and a few other related~ things, pardon the pun) roughly drafted out for ages now. Just haven't gotten there in the story yet!

But since you asked... I can offer a tiiiny snippet! 👀
Anonymous question submitted via strawpage: "hi seidr! rereading uncleverse rn. just really curious if nai will ever admit to vash his relationship with tesla 🫣" Excerpt from Uncleverse: “Did she—“ Vash isn’t sure he should ask this, and part of him feels sort of awful for even thinking it, but it’s going to gnaw at him if he doesn’t. “Did she feel the same about you?” Nai sucks in a breath. “Vash,” in a tone that’s half warning, half begging him not to press further. “I won’t be mad or grossed out or anything, I promise. I just… wanna know.” Vash’s voice shrinks. “I think I’d kinda feel … I dunno. Less guilty? If it isn’t just me in the family who’s a crazy weirdo about you. Like, it can’t be my fault if I inherited it, right?” “Ah, so you want to blame your perversions on her?” Nai teases, voice a little lighter. He seems somewhat relieved to hear Vash’s explanation. “I can’t say for sure how she truly felt, of course…” “But? Did you two ever—get this far?” “Christ, Vash, you really want me to spell it all out?” Vash’s eyes go round. “Oh, wow. Damn."
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
I found more WIPs so it's up to 46 now.

There's 13,187 words of Kitten Licked finished and about to be posted, 41,019 words of ongoing fics in progress, and another 214,809 words of fully unposted wips...

Making for a grand total of 269,015 words waiting in the wings. Do I laugh or cry 😂
WIP List Finished, To Be Posted: Kitten Licked - Ch. 2 and 3 (5,511 + 7,676) Total Words: 13,187 Ongoing Fics: Pomegranate // Aventio // Ch. 10 and 11 (8,707 +6,875) Desiderium // Zhongchi // Ch. 6 (7,911) Captive Audience // Jingratiorine // Ch. 4 (1,536) Baby, Light My Fire // Lighterwisebelle // Ch. 2 (6,126) Headin' for a Heatwave // Everyone/Ratio // Ch. 3 (not started) Run Like Roller Coasters // Kniveswood // Ch. 10 (7,744) Come As You Are // Plantwood // Ch. 2 (1,126) Closer to God // Plantwood // Ch. 2 (994) Total Words: 41,019 Other Fics: Untitled // Ratiorine // zine fic, oneshot (683) Untitled DD fic // Ratiorine // zine fic, oneshot (788) Ornata Auro // Aventio // Sub Palmas sequel, oneshot (1,927) Erastes // Ratiorine // Eromenos sequel, oneshot (4,853) Professor Sugar Baby (working title) // Ratiorine // chaptered (8,164 + 1,286) Boy Genius // Aventiorine // 3+ chapters (4,081 + 11,418 + 274) Untitled Doctor's Sacrament sequel // Sunratiorine // oneshot (2,761) Human Statue (working title) // Aventiorine // probably chaptered (1,755) How To Stop Worrying And Love My Dong (working title) // Ratiorine // chaptered (6,610 + 9,097) Blackmail (working title) // Aventiorine // oneshot (1,361) The Professors Are Fighting (working title) // Rationaxa, Sunratiorine // oneshot (1666) Untitled // Myphainaxa // oneshot (2,247) Untitled // Gallamisha // oneshot (3,426) Don't Be Jealous // Sunratiorine // oneshot (1,530) Strawberry Shortcake (Sweet Tooth series) // Sunratiorine // oneshot (1,196) Magic Brownies (Sweet Tooth series) // Sunratiorine // oneshot (474) Back Alley (working title) // Hugolighterwise // oneshot (2,687) Tattoo AU (working title) // Vashwood, Plantwood // 3+ chapters (10,032 + 1,095 + 2,717) Casting Couch (working title) // Chapelwood, Kniveswood // oneshot (7,735) Hatefuck (working title) // Kniveswood // oneshot (5,994) Witchwood (working title) // Kniveswood // oneshot (4,084) Eyes of God // Plantwood // chaptered (1,857 + 5,253 + 1,927 +258) EoM (working title) // Mob/Wolfwood // oneshot (825) Evil Twins (working title) // Plantwood // oneshot (8,176) Unholy // Monster Vashwood // oneshot (2,914) Bikewood (working title) // Vashwood // oneshot (3,318) Good Morning, Sweet Prince Sequel (working title) // Plantwood (Uncleverse) // chaptered (11,792 +4,039 +4,970 + 3,397 + 662 +1,459 +258 +2,162 +2,107 +2,772 +4,852) Teenage Shamewank (working title) // Naitesla (Uncleverse) // oneshot (5,705) Nai's Exes Hatefuck (working title) // Wolfsummers (Uncleverse) // oneshot (3,341) Mommy Nick (working title) // Plantwood (Uncleverse) // oneshot (5,890) Doctor Nick (working title) // Plantwood (Uncleverse) // oneshot (3,931) Dog (working title) // Kniveswood (RLRC) // oneshot (3,020) 37 Glasses // Diluven // oneshot (5,195) Spying On Your Dads (working title) // Wangxianhui // oneshot (555) Dance with the Devil // Hisokillu, Killugon // chaptered (17,343) Fuck Them Mines (working title) // Sebalex (Stardew) // oneshot (2,433) Creep (working title) // Sukugoyuu // oneshot (3,805) Total Words: 214,809 Grand Total Words: 269,015
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
I decided to make a document to track my WIP list, and I kind of wish I hadn't.

(This doesn't include the four last Patreon prompts waiting to be filled, nor various ideas that I want to write but haven't actually started yet; only wips with proper words on the page.)

Jesus Christ... send help.
Seidr's Current WIP List Finished, To Be Posted: Kitten Licked - Ch. 2 and 3 Ongoing Fics: Pomegranate // Aventio // Ch. 10 and 11 Desiderium // Zhongchi // Ch. 6 Captive Audience // Jingratiorine // Ch. 4 Baby, Light My Fire // Lighterwisebelle // Ch. 2 Headin' for a Heatwave // Everyone/Ratio // Ch. 3 Run Like Roller Coasters // Kniveswood // Ch. 10 Come As You Are // Plantwood // Ch. 2 Closer to God // Plantwood // Ch. 2 Others: Untitled // Ratiorine // zine fic, oneshot Ornata Auro // Aventio // Sub Palmas sequel, oneshot Erastes // Ratiorine // Eromenos sequel, oneshot Professor Sugar Baby (working title) // Ratiorine // chaptered Boy Genius // Aventiorine // 3+ chapters Untitled // Sunratiorine // Doctor's Sacrament sequel, oneshot Human Statue (working title) // Aventiorine // probably chaptered How To Stop Worrying And Love My Dong (working title) // Ratiorine // chaptered Blackmail (working title) // Aventiorine // oneshot The Professors Are Fighting (working title) // Rationaxa, Sunratiorine // oneshot Untitled // Myphainaxa // oneshot Untitled // Gallamisha // oneshot Back Alley (working title) // Hugolighterwise // oneshot 37 Glasses // Diluven // oneshot Spying On Your Dads (working title) // Wangxianhui // oneshot Tattoo AU (working title) // Vashwood, Plantwood // 3+ chapters Casting Couch (working title) // Chapelwood, Kniveswood // oneshot Hatefuck (working title) // Kniveswood // oneshot Others, continued: Good Morning, Sweet Prince Sequel (working title) // Plantwood (Uncleverse) // chaptered Teenage Shamewank (working title) // Naitesla (Uncleverse) // oneshot Nai's Exes Hatefuck (working title) // Wolfsummers (Uncleverse) // oneshot Mommy Nick (working title) // Plantwood (Uncleverse) // oneshot Doctor Nick (working title) // Plantwood (Uncleverse) // oneshot Dog (working title) // Kniveswood (RLRC) // oneshot Dance with the Devil // Hisokillu, Killugon // chaptered Fuck Them Mines (working title) // Sebalex (Stardew) // oneshot
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
I appreciate your confidence in me (lol) and I could also definitely see a case for this argument.

On the other hand, surely Sunday going through a bullying/humbling arc in his teens could only make him better (or worse...) depending on who's behind it. Makes ya think... 👀

seidrade.straw.page
Anonymous comment via Strawpage: "No hate to the anon for teen sunday and im sure you will crush it no matter cause the sundays you dish out never fails, but i think sunday needs to go thru his humble journey to be tastefull ehehe"
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Kitten Licked // 5.3k (1/3)
E // underage, teacher/student // #ratiorine

🛁 long-suffering Dr Ratio
🦚 transmasc teen Aventurine
🔗 mutually possessive
🍒 loss of virginity

The tutor slowly succumbs to the pupil's wiles after Aventurine insists Veritas be his first in bed.

ao3.org/works/74119581
Kitten Licked by seidrade Summary: Aventurine is still lounging in his bed half-dressed when Veritas returns, fuming. “What did he do?” he demands, trying with difficulty to keep his emotions from filling his voice with unnecessary implications. “Did he touch you?” Aventurine shrugs. “I don’t know, did he?" He is clad only in a pair of unbuttoned trousers, the hem of his underwear showing through the open flap. His small, pert breasts rise and fall with his breath, pink nipples taut in the chill of the early autumn evening that rolls in through the open window. "Maybe you should come over here and make sure my innocence is still intact, Professor.” Every time his wayward student attempts to back him into a corner, Veritas manages to stay strong. Until the time he doesn't. Tags for Kitten Licked. Please access the screenreader-friendly version by following the AO3 link!
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
I’m definitely down for teen Sunday! Just don’t have anything planned. I’m finally almost done with my 2nd teen Aventurine fic (and have 3 chaps of a teen Ratio fic cooking) so we’ll see!

I’ve been struggling to write the last few months so nothing’s really happening rn, glad for the support tho!
Anon question via Strawpage: “would you ever write teenage sunday? i’d love love love love loveee to see that from you!!! just asking because of that one teenage aven fic…. it got me wondering”
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
seidrade.bsky.social
they’re absolutely giving
“Hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. She’s gonna beat the shit out of you”
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Thanks, anon! I’m so glad you like them!! 💞 I have the same username on twt (seidrade) but I don’t really do much on there anymore, aside from RT art on occasion. Twt lowkey stresses me out, lol

I also really do enjoy writing Sunday, I’m sure there will be more of the birdie before long! 🙌💖
Anonymous question submitted via Strawpage: “I love ur fics. Do u have twt or only blsky? I’d also love to see u write more sunday if ud like”
November 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM