see schrader
@seeschrader.bsky.social
DC-area Dad of 3 girls. Born in 🇺🇸. Grew-up in 🇰🇷🇭🇰&🇯🇵. Bats right, leans left. Extremely bad at being serious.
All credit to @normcharlatan.bsky.social for the dumb joke format, of course. 🐐
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
All credit to @normcharlatan.bsky.social for the dumb joke format, of course. 🐐
Wait, I got that wrong. Yours *then* mine. Ah well, Costco rules nevertheless.
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Wait, I got that wrong. Yours *then* mine. Ah well, Costco rules nevertheless.
Jowls like a goddamn catamaran.
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Jowls like a goddamn catamaran.
That’s right. Harmless trauma is an important part of childhood.
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
That’s right. Harmless trauma is an important part of childhood.
Do you think he’s ever even had an apple? 🤔
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Do you think he’s ever even had an apple? 🤔