see schrader
@seeschrader.bsky.social
DC-area Dad of 3 girls. Born in 🇺🇸. Grew-up in 🇰🇷🇭🇰&🇯🇵. Bats right, leans left. Extremely bad at being serious.
Holly has decided to opt out of this particular Tuesday.
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Holly has decided to opt out of this particular Tuesday.
“Folks I haven’t seen a koo attempt fail like that since communist hardliners plotted against Mikhail Gorbachev in 1991 and ultimately triggered the fall of the Soviet Union.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“Folks I haven’t seen a koo attempt fail like that since communist hardliners plotted against Mikhail Gorbachev in 1991 and ultimately triggered the fall of the Soviet Union.”
Some light reading available in this neighborhood free library box?
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Some light reading available in this neighborhood free library box?
Arm fell off. The Mouse King is NOT fucking around this season.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Arm fell off. The Mouse King is NOT fucking around this season.
tfw you’re totally a snowman and not a WiFi Node and frankly you resent the implication
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
tfw you’re totally a snowman and not a WiFi Node and frankly you resent the implication
There’s precedent!
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
There’s precedent!
I mean, *somebody* had to tell this lady to calm down and get a hold of herself.
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I mean, *somebody* had to tell this lady to calm down and get a hold of herself.
‘‘Tis the season.
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
‘‘Tis the season.
Tree was threatening to fall off on our way home so I took off my belt and secured it. Can I get a Hell Yeah from The Dads?
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Tree was threatening to fall off on our way home so I took off my belt and secured it. Can I get a Hell Yeah from The Dads?
You serious, Clark?
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
You serious, Clark?
Oldest is properly unimpressed by the Cowboys, literally knitting.
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Oldest is properly unimpressed by the Cowboys, literally knitting.
I’m uncomfortably full right now, but in about a half hour:
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’m uncomfortably full right now, but in about a half hour:
Youngest has some thoughts about football.
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Youngest has some thoughts about football.
What’s a girl gotta do to get a crescent roll around here?
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What’s a girl gotta do to get a crescent roll around here?
Got one more in before I sliced ‘em. ✅
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Got one more in before I sliced ‘em. ✅
That’s when you were off-leash and looking for a spot to poop.
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
That’s when you were off-leash and looking for a spot to poop.
Holly got some though and didn’t seem to mind.
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Holly got some though and didn’t seem to mind.
Good morning and happy Thanksgiving. I burned the bacon so badly that it made the sunrise light shining into the kitchen *this* dramatic. Surely a sign of great things to come from the guy who is in charge of cooking literally everything today.
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Good morning and happy Thanksgiving. I burned the bacon so badly that it made the sunrise light shining into the kitchen *this* dramatic. Surely a sign of great things to come from the guy who is in charge of cooking literally everything today.
All three of my kids just pronounced this Boot He’s just to tick their Mom off. 🍑
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
All three of my kids just pronounced this Boot He’s just to tick their Mom off. 🍑
