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my back hurts
Asking George Washington what his favorite workout shake is
December 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You gotta account for Wintertime shrinkage
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
New batch of pod people just hatched
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Its full of little guys getting boiled to death
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I would say the worst part is the people being dead, but I guess the stain is pretty bad too
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You mean… Judas?
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The gun that sucks you off, the invention that triggers world peace
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
This is the last thing your brain sees when it’s shutting down
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Does he sound like the adults in Peanuts?
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I guarantee your local DSA has a viciously competitive board game night
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Crease Creastofferson
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I misread that as "Exorcist Robot" which is actually a great idea for a move franchise
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Someone said "air-fried Christopher Walken"
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Soundgarden video
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If Duffy wants to improve the flying experience he should do something about cabin temperatures (freezing cold when you get on then getting sweltering hot for mystery reasons as you fly)
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I do like how they called the garage "the paddock". Like the cars are out there munching grass on their downtime
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Voodoo Ray
A Guy Called Gerald - Voodoo Ray (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Rham Records
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Do the tasteful pencil stippling like in the Wall Street Journal
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The probably give it a fancy medical name when they sell it to him and market it as a brain-drug
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The Politico story describes the DOGE staffers that remained after Musk left having to sit for their own "and what do you do all day?" interviews with the Trump team
Inside the DOGE Succession Drama Elon Musk Left Behind
What really happened when he logged out of Washington.
www.politico.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Furniture should not be that sassy
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
But imagine the Azealia Banks commentary it would generate
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Sound of my cat throwing up a hairball
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM