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Frankenstein's Dad
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my back hurts
October 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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June 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Computer needs you to click on burger or horse
January 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The only thing we’ve found to deter Haggis peeing on the stairs is putting aluminum foil on the top step
December 17, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Personally I blame video games telling us it's okay to beat up a car
February 11, 2024 at 8:08 PM
This is YouTube now
January 3, 2024 at 8:22 AM
We all just wanna be just guy - super-intimidating on first sight but actually a real sweetie when you talk to him
October 25, 2023 at 11:10 PM
My only goal in life is to become swole enough that I look faintly ridiculous hovering over a laptop
October 19, 2023 at 8:44 PM
She’s the one with the gaming laptop right? Maybe their in a guild together
October 17, 2023 at 3:13 PM
How do you feel about Slate?
October 10, 2023 at 6:06 PM
The worst thing about the prehistoric world wasn't the dinosaurs, it was millions of these gross things being in the ocean and touching your legs whenever you went swimming
October 8, 2023 at 7:25 PM
I beg your pardon, Berlin Dunkin’ Donuts?
September 14, 2023 at 5:49 PM
Sock everybody loves them
August 22, 2023 at 3:48 AM